Head canons

Cecil's Outfits

First, I want to apologize for the lack of consistency in the last chapter. I wrote it at 1:30 am and didn't remember that they already lived together. I'm too lazy to go back and change it, so I'm apologising instead. If you haven't listened to Welcome to Night Vale, I reccomend it. I'm kinda obsessed. I'm only on 91, so no spoilers just a heads up if I contradict something canon.

Cecil: When the wind blows east, a dog barks. These events aren't related, they are circumstantial. Just like the dog and the wind, we are all victims of circumstance. Welcome to Night Vale

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Cecil: Hello listeners, today, some of the interns have decided to take over today. I let them, so now I present, the Interns of Night Vale Community Radio. *faintly* Dana, You're in charge. I'm going to do some errands with Carlos.

Maureen: Today, we have a game for you or whatever.

Dana: We have a bunch of pictures of Cecil and we are going to try to explain them to you without laughing. Today, we have Maureen, Chad, Danielle, Kareem, and of course, myself.

Maureen: I survived and Cecil still hasn't signed my letter. I finally got the credits to graduate or whatever.

Chad: I survived and was controlled by the evil Beagle puppy.

Danielle: I survived because I quit.

Kareem: I survived and Cecil keeps taking metaphors seriously.

Dana: I survived and became mayor. Now, we have a stack of pictures face down like cards. We are going to draw one and try to describe what Cecil is wearing. If we laugh, we lose, if we don't laugh, we get a point. Whoever has the most points at the end wins. Maureen, you go first.

Maureen: Cecil is wearing blue fuzzy pajama pants with snowmen on them. A green button up. Red *laughs* I can't... or whatever.

Chad: Cecil is wearing black slacks tucked into neon green leg warmers... *laughs*

Danielle: Cecil is wearing a cowboy hat, a clear poncho over a purple tank top that has unicorns on it. *laughs*

Kareem: Cecil is wearing blue dress shoes, black sweatpants, a rain jacket, and a tutu *laughs*

Dana: Cecil is wearing a Santa hat, a black leather jacket, a white *laughs*

Maureen: Cecil is wearing a superman shirt, a lab coat, yellow track pants, p-pink socks *laughs*

Chad: Cecil is wearing a blue jean hat, a bowtie, a sparkly t-shirt *laughs*

Danielle: Cecil is wearing neon pink fedora, a yellow apron, overalls, a Dora the Explorer shirt. *laughs*

Kareem: Cecil is wearing tap shoes, track shorts, a long sleeve pajama shirt, a gold beret, white gloves, and a cape. *laughs*

Dana: Cecil is wearing teal tiara, wedges, knee socks *laughs* With that, I take you to the weather.

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Maureen: Cecil is wearing a shirt with Carlos's face on it, orange and red pinstripe pants, a bandanna, ballet shoes. *laughs*

Chad: Cecil is wearing a maroon skirt, running shoes, striped socks, a 'mountains aren't real' shirt, a bubblegum pink tie. *laughs*

Danielle: Cecil is wearing a hot pink suit, a foux fur boa, Haloween sunglasses. *laughs*

Kareem: Cecil is wearing baseball cleats, plaid capris, an 'I heart New York' crop top. *laughs*

Dana: Cecil is wearing a fake moustache, tall rainbow socks, rain boots, a black plastic poncho *laughs* That's all we have time for. Good night, Night Vale. Good night.