Head canons

Buddy Cop (TUA)

Stolen from if-the-moon-told-you-so on Tumblr. 300 words.

Diego: I've been training and studying my whole life for this.

Klaus:*sits down*

Diego: Everyone thinks I'm just here because of my rich daddy.

Klaus:*takes a drink of his pink lemonaid*

Diego: I finally get to prove that I'm capable of-

Klaus:*interrupting* I talked to the victim.

Diego: What'd she say?

Klaus: She said it was her husband.

Diego: Did she say how?

Klaus: He hit her over the head with a decorative candelabra.

Diego: There wasn't a candelabra at the crime scene.

Klaus: He hid it in the recycling.

Diego: I can't believe it.

Klaus: I know. You can't recycle a candelabra.

Diego: No. I mean I can't believe we didn't think to check the recycling. Everyone always hides the murder weapon in the trash. Now I need another warrent.

Klaus: Arrest the man.

Diego: Klaus, I can't arrest someone because my brother, who can talk to ghosts, told me where the murder weapon is. I can get a warrent to check the recycling.

~after getting a warrent~
Diego: I need this checked for fingerprints.

Forensic Person: Why are you so sure this is the weapon. There's no blood on it. She was blugeoned to deaht.

Klaus: You can't recycle a candelabra.

Forensic Person: Listen, Hargreeves, you can't be in here.

Diego: I told you to wait in the office.

~after checking for fingerprints~
Klaus: I told you he was the murderer.

Diego: And I told you I couldn't arrest the man without evidence.

~During the Trial~
Klaus: I can make the ghosts visible now. She wants to testify.

Diego: Klaus, a ghost can't testify in a court of law.

Klaus: I already asked the judge. He doesn't have a problem with it.

Diego:*sighs* Fine. The ghost can tesitfy.

Klaus: Her name is Mrs. Trames.