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Maegan's Thoughts on WTNV that Nobody Asked for

Welcome to the September 1st episode of Maegan's Thoughts on Welcome to Night Vale that Nobody Asked for. I was listening to the podcast on the way to trade school today, so if I missed something I'm sorry. Now, without further ado...

1. Cecil designed the kitchen. Carlos and Cecil remodeled the kitchen and Cecil picked things out. I think it's funny how he made remarks about Carlos getting the kitchen dirty. It reminded me of the Old Married Couple TM.

2. Carlos hyperfixiated on the fact that opening the refrigerator lets cold air out and the butter isn't just right. I tend to hyperfixiate on small/stupid/irrelevant/unimportant things. One time, I knew this kid, but I couldn't remember his name, so I ran all over the school trying to find a yearbook so I could look up his name. I didn't know him, he just looked like this other kid that I know.

3. Emma Harrison wasn't a president. I love how Welcome to Night Vale will say things that are mostly true, but add something that isn't like a true or false test.

4. Chutney, Footstool, and Bob Ross. Among all the things the Sherrif's Secret Police wanted to give the robbers, a puppy named Footstool was one of them.
4 1/2. Why would you give a robber 1 Million Dollars? Or 1 Million Dollars as an Applebees gift card and a back rub?

5. The Weather. That poor lady just wanted her friend. I'm not going to volunteer, but she just wanted her friend to come back.

6. STEVE STARTING THE FIRE!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, Stevesavedthedaybutarson ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Steve saved the day but arson. That was how it sounded in my head, but here's a translation)
6 1/2. Cecil's concern for Steve. Cecil really cares for Steve and the character growth is amazing and I love it. Cecil has had amazing character development over the years and I love 1 (one) cryptid radio host.

7.Speaking of Steve, he really cares for Janice. He loves her and Abby and is the #1 Dad. Not Step-Dad. Dad. Periodt. He got her a new WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE car! He bought a house that's wheelchair accessible. I love Dad Steve so much.
7 1/2. Janice thinking Carlos's handprint on her new car was cool.

8. THE VAULT BEING EMPTY!!!!!! DID STEVE DO SOMETHING? DID THE ROBBERS DO SOMETHING? WAS THE VAULT ALWAYS EMPTY? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! My theory is that Richard, William, and Emma somehow put the money in the hostages and used them to get the money out of the bank. Once the money is out, they'll call Jessie, Jole, and Genevieve back and what if Jessie, Jole, and Genevieve were working with them the whole time and that's why Steve wasn't a hostage? Steve wasn't a hostage because Jessie, Jole, and Genevieve knew when he would go to lunch. AHHHHHH!!!!!