Head canons

Psyche evaluation

660 words. Art credit to oddly.compelled on IG.

Present Mic's POV
     “Hey, Aizawa, we still need a psyche evaluations for 7 of your students. Nezu says we have to do it.”
     “I bet I can give you an accurate prediction for each student." Aizawa said.
     “I bet you can’t. $10 per student.” I said.
     “You’re about to owe me $70 then.” Aizawa said.
     “You’re on.” I said.
     I wrote down his predictions.

     “Midoriya, Izuku.” I called into the waiting room. 
     Midoriya walked in and sat down at the table in front of the glass of water. He looked like he was about to burst into tears, so I asked the question quickly to get him out.
     “Is the glass half empty or half full?” 
     “Half full- no, wait, half empty- no, half full… I-is this a trick question? It depends on the context. If you filled it up, it’s half full, but if you drank out of it, it’s half empty. Unless it wasn’t all the way full before you drank out of it. Can I ask a question before I answer or do I have to answer based on the glass?”
     “That’s good, Midoriya, you can go now.” Aizawa told the boy. “Call Ochako Uraraka in now.”
     “Uraraka, Ochako.” 
     She walked into the room and sat down. I asked the same question, and she answered almost imminently.
     “It’s half full, of course!”
     “Thank you, you can go now.” Aizawa said.
     “Tokoyami, Fumikage.”
     Tokoyami sat down at the table. He told me it was half empty before I even asked the question. He probably heard Midoriya muttering about it.
     “Next is Bakugou.” Aizawa told me.
     “Bakugou, Katsuki.”
     He walked in, but didn’t sit down. He glared at us until I asked the question.
     “Is the glass half empty, or half full?” I asked.
     “Who cares?” He said, before leaving without being dismissed.
     “Iida, Tenya.”
     Iida didn’t sit down either. Though, I think he didn’t sit down because we didn’t invite him to. I asked the question, and he stared at the glass for a second.
     “You didn’t specify half of what. Technically, it’s half full of water and half full of air. If you want to know if it is exactly half, you would have to give the measurements of the cup, like how many ounces it holds. Then, pour what is in the cup into a measuring cup designed for liquids. I doubt it could ever be exactly half full.” He went on a ten-minute lecture about measuring liquids, the proper way to do it, and the tools needed to do it. Then he gave us a safety lecture on how to handle dangerous liquids.
     Aizawa had fallen asleep. I elbowed him and he said, “You can go now.”
     “Kirishima, Eijirou.”
     He came in and sat down. He changed the subject before I could even ask the question.
     “Are you out of coke? Pepsi is okay if you don’t have Coke products.”
     “Thank you.” Aizawa said.
     “Todoroki, Shouto.”
     Todoroki came in, sat down, and drank the water.
     “You can go now.” Aizawa said.
     Todoroki put the cup down and walked out. At least he was the last person, because we weren’t allowed to leave the room until the evaluations were done.

     Afterwards, we compared the responses with Aizawa’s predictions.

Aizawa’s predictions:

1. Midoriya- will panic

2. Uraraka- half full 

3. Tokoyami- half empty

4. Bakugou- won’t answer

5. Iida- will over think it 

6. Kirishima- will go off topic

7. Todoroki- will drink it before Mic can ask the question

Evaluation:

1. Midoriya- panicked

2. Uraraka- half full

3. Tokoyami- half empty

4. Bakugou- 'who cares'

5. Iida- lecture

6. Kirishima- asked for coke/pepsi

7. Todoroki- drank it before the question was asked.

     “I can’t believe you predicted all of them.” I said as we left Nezu’s office.
     “I can’t believe you doubted me. Now pay up.” Aizawa said.
     We went back to the teacher’s dorms, and I gave him the $70.