Head canons

Golf

Loki:*looking out the window* *smiling*

Tony: Hey, Loki, whatcha looking at? A pretty girl?

Loki: No.

Tony: A boy?

Loki: No

Tony: Not a horse again?

Loki: It was one time. And no.

Peter: He set the golf course on fire because he wanted to see if it would burn.

Tony: Did it?

Loki:*delighted* Everything is ablaze.

Thor: Brother, how many times do I have to tell you, most things on Midgard burn.

Loki: Do you burn?

Thor: Now brother...

Tony:*to Peter* Let's go before he gets arrested for arson.