Head canons

Uno (TUA)

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Klaus, Diego, Five, and Ben:*playing Uno*

Luther and Allison:*watching them play Uno*

Vanya:*has her violin ready for when someone loses*

Klaus:*puts a card down* Uno.

Diego:*nods at Five* *puts a card down*

Five:*puts a switch card down*

Diego:*smirks at Klaus:*

Klaus: Please, Diego, I'm begging you.

Diego: I'm sorry, Klaus.

Klaus: Don't do it. Please.

Diego: It has to be done.

Klaus: We're brothers. Would you really do something like that to your brother?

Five: You've won the past four games.

Ben: We're not letting you win again.

Diego:*puts a draw four card down*

Klaus: I hate all of you *draws four*

Vanya:*plays 'worlds smallest violin' music*

Ben:*puts a card down* Uno

Five:*puts a card down* Uno

Diego:*puts a card down* Uno

Klaus:*has to draw to get a card* Why would you do this to me?

Five: Vanya, keep playing.

Vanya:*continues playing*

Klaus: I thought we were friends.

Diego: There are no friends in war.

Five: That's not how the quote goes.

Diego: If I cared, I would have said it right.

Five:*looks at Ben*

Ben:*nods* *draws, despite having a card*

Five:*puts down a skip card* I win.

Diego: Hey! That's not fair!

Five: All is fair in love and war.

Vanya:*plays louder*

Diego:*throws his card at Five*

Five:*teleports away*

Klaus: Just for that move, you can't play with us anymore

Ben:*no longer able to touch real things* *still visible though* Jerk

Klaus: No cheating.

Ben: I wasn't cheating.

Five: Yeah, I had an alliance with everyone here. What ever I could do to win.

Diego: You were cheating four ways!?

Five: You didn't seem to mind when it helped you.

Klaus: This is why you're a Slythren!

Five: I'm a Ravenclaw you unclutured swine!

Diego: At least you're not a Hufflepuff.

Ben: Hey! *jumps on Diego*

Diego: Ah! Klaus, get him off me!

Klaus: You insulted his house. There's nothing I can do.

Luther: I thought you were playing Uno.

Five: Diego and Klaus are being jerks.

Allison: I heard a rumor you stopped fighting and got back to playing Uno.

Diego, Five, Klaus, and Ben:*stop fighting* *get back to playing Uno*

Vanya:*stops playing until further notice*

~15 minutes later~
Diego: Ha! I beat all of you.

Five: Only because you were cheating!

Klaus: So I was't the only one cheating?

Ben: Nope.

Five: You all just yelled at me for cheating. Freaking hipocrites.

Vanya:*starts playing*