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"Hey, ghosts and ghoules. Welcome back to another video. Today I'm going to be trying Allison's eyeliner. It's not her brand, I just stole a bunch of eyeliner from her room." Klaus says within the first five seconds. "Test number one, do I like a packaging?"
There are seven tubes of eyeliner on the table. A set of numbers appear on the screen above the eyeliner, ranking them from 1-7.
"I like this one the best. The rest of them kinda look the same. Test number two. How well do they work?"
A song under copyright plays that will get the video demonitized. While the song is playing, Klaus swatches each one on his arm. He wrote the word 'Dave' and three hearts with the eyeliner. When he's done, he shows the camera.
"Test number three. Do they work on ghosts?" There is a pause before Klaus tells the empty chair to shut up.
Then, Klaus tries to use the eyeliner on the empty chair, right where a head should be. When none of them work, he throws them all over his shoulders.
"None of them work on ghosts. Ben didn't think they would, and I hate to say it, but he's right. The last time he was right about something, he punched me in the face. Oh! Did I tell you guys about the time I was kidnapped?"
There's a pause. Klaus argues with the empty chair for a few minutes before starting the story.
"So, there was a fight at my house, some crazy people were trying to kill my brother. The one who's dating a maniquine. They kidnapped me and put me in the trunk of their car. I was only wearing a towel because I'd just had a bath. I almost drowned because my drugs wore off and the ghosts started yelling at me. Anyway, they tied me to a chair and-" Klaus stopped and glared at the empty chair. "Ben says that if I want to stay monitized, I can't tell this part. So, they tortured me and they found drugs in my jacket. They ate weed chocolate and burnt down a department store. Then, Diego rescued me but the kidnappers killed his girlfriend. Anyway, this was me testing Allison's eyeliner. Please like, comment, and subscribe."
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KlausHargreevesNumber4Fan: I LOVE 1 (ONE) SPOOKY BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🛀🛀🛀 YOUR EYELINER IS ON POINT!!!!!!! 💞💞💞 YOU ARE SO HAWT!!! 💗💗💗 YASSSS DAVE!!!!! YASSS BEN!!!! YOU ARE THE NUMBER FOUR!!!!! YOU GO BOO
ThatOneGhost: More Ben pls
AllisonHargreeves: Stay out of my stuff 💖
JemmaLewis: You should have just told the story. The song you used is going to get you demonitized
TaylorThompson:
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FanficElaborating on head canons. The Avengers, HP, TMR, THG, Sherlock, etc I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS.
