Can't I Fit In Anywhere?

Incorrect Quotes

I'm bored, so I made this. I wasn't really in the mood the write, but I wanted to do something relating to this, so tada!

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Aaron: I got detention for a whole week just because I showed up to class late.

Ryan: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

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Ryan: I wasn't hurt that badly! The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

Tori: *Concerned screaming*

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Tori: *To Ryan and Tina* That sounds like a terrible plan.

Tina: Oh, we've had worse.

Ryan: I'm surprised we're alive honestly.

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Matt: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Ryan: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Aaron: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

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Unicorn: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Goldy: It's Goldy.

Unicorn: What did she do this time?

Goldy: No, it's me, Goldy. It's actually me.

Unicorn: What did you do this time?

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Ryan: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Aaron: And you came to me?

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Tori: Between Ryan, Unicorn, Matt, and Lexi -- if you had to -- who would you punch?

Tina: No one! They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.

Tori: Goldy?

Tina: Yeah.

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Matt: *Covered in glitter* I trusted you!

Ryan: Not my fault. I don't even trust myself.

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Petra: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Tori: It's kind of complicated, but Ryan, Goldy, Tina, and Matt-

Petra: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Goldy: Is 4 a lot?

Aaron: Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Yes.

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Tina: I got arrested.

Tina: Can someone bail me out?

Goldy: On my way! *Gets arrested* Can someone bail me out?

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Ryan: I made tea.

Slade: I don't want tea.

Ryan: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Slade: Then why are you telling me?

Ryan: It's a conversation starter.

Slade: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Ryan: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. *Sips tea*

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Matt: You go big or you go home. And you don't seem like the kind of person that goes home.

Ryan: I'm not. I don't even really have a home.

Matt: What?

Ryan: What?

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Goldy: I did a bad thing.

Tina: Does it affect me?

Goldy: No.

Tina: Then suffer in silence.

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Tori: You're fine right?! You're not hurt?!

Ryan: No no! I'm fine, totally fine! No no, completely, 100% fine! *Awkward laughing*

Tori: Really? Because you're repeating words, really pale, and you look like you can topple at any second.

Ryan: Ya, you might wanna catch me.

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Matt: Appreciate the little things in life!

Lexi: *Hugs Ryan*

Ryan: I am not that small!

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Petra: I hope you have a good explanation.

Tina: We have three actually!

Ryan: Pick your favorite!

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Ryan: Don't worry guys! I'm fine.

Tori: You got stabbed! You are not fine!

Ryan: Eh, I've been stabbed before.

Tori: You don't build up an immunity to these types of things!

Matt: She does have a point.

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Slade: Do you have any control over them?

Unicorn: None.

Tori: We're merely  peacekeepers.

Tori: We mainly make sure they don't kill anyone.

Slade: What if they kill themselves?

Unicorn: Less work for us.

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Tori: Ryan, it's four am. Why are you baking a cake?

Ryan: I'm celebrating the loss of my sanity and the death of my sleep schedule.

Tori: No, just- no. *Leading Ryan away from the kitchen*

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Goldy: Why must you attack me with words?

Tina: I can use knives if you wish.

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