Unicorn: Hey uh, um, Goldy?
Goldy: Ya bud?
Unicorn: *blushing* Do you, uh, do you have a um, date for Valentine's Day?
Goldy: Of course!
Unicorn: wha- oh really? Uh, good fo-
Goldy: February 14th!
Unicorn: ....
Tori in the background: *to Ryan* When you said she was oblivious, I didn't think it was this bad.
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Tori: Why are you covered in blood?!
Ryan: Oh, Tina stabbed me.
Tori: What? Why?!
Ryan: I dunno, ask Tina. She's the one to stab me.
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Matt: Do you ever get water hungry?
Slade: Water hu- Do you mean thirsty?
Matt: Yea! *Snaps and points at Slade* That thing!
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Ryan: Stop mouthing off to everyone.
Aaron: I'm not mouthing off to everyone! Just the people I don't like.
Ryan: You don't like everyone.
Aaron: Touche.
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Ryan: Don't.
Tina: Don't what?
Ryan: Don't kill Goldy.
Tina: I wasn't going to kill her! I was just thinking about ways to kill her.
Ryan: And?
Tina: And I came up with 437 methods. You know, just in case.
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Petra: What are you doing?
Ryan: Thinking.
Petra: *untrusting* ...about what?
Ryan: What would happen if I put coke and mentos in my mouth at the same time.
Petra: And you are no longer allowed to think.
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Tina: Rules are meant to be broken!
Matt: Ya, like speeding!
Tina: Oh, I was going along the lines of murder.
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Goldy: So what if I'll look a little bit weird?
Tina: A little bit?
Goldy: okay, a lot, but still, why can't I dye my skin green? I wanna be an alien for Halloween!
Tina: IT'S NOT EVEN JULY YET!
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Slade: You know you are ignoring all of your problems?
Ryan: I know.
Slade: You also know that is an unhealthy coping mechanism right?
Ryan: I'm ignoring that fact also.
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Can't I Fit In Anywhere?
FanfictionWith the second year of Life Academy starting off, Tori notices that something seems... off about Ryan. Everytime she tries to confront him, he finds an excuse and avoids her or the topic. She's worried about her friend, and when she tried to fall...
