Incorrect Quotes III

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Tori: Ryan! You lost a lot of blood, so you need to stay awake, what's your type?

Ryan: *halfway unconscious* ...of what?

Tori: You're blood type!

Ryan: Oh...uh....red.

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*Everyone sitting around*

Matt: Who wants to play Two Truths One Lie?

Tori: Sure.

Ryan: I'll go!

Ryan: I'm male, my eyes are brown, and I lost both of my parents when I was five.

Matt: Right idea but it's gotta be a little har- wait.

Tori: Ryan....no.

Lexi: Damn dude. What a way to tell us.

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Tori and Ryan: *Does somewhat awkward flirting*

Matt and Lexi: Dear god is this what they deal with with us?

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Lady Ophelia: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals. Let me guess: you're out to save the world.

Tori: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Matt: More or less, ya.

Goldy: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!

Tina: I'm new here, but sounds about right.

Ryan: Honestly, I'm just trying to not get kidnapped and survive through this year.

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Tori: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Ryan: Burn the dorms down.

Tori: And what did you do?

Ryan: I made dinner?

Tori:

Ryan:

Tori:

Ryan: ...and burnt the dorms down.

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Slade: ...Your smiling. Did you do something?

Tina: *Offended* No, I did nothing.

Tori: Goldy fell down the stairs this morning.

Slade: The lab doesn't have any stairs?!?!

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*Power goes out in the lab during the night*

Goldy: *Jumping up and down*

Petra: Are you okay?

Goldy: I got it! I swallowed a glowstick!

Petra: Wha-

Unicorn: Wait for it.

Goldy: *Begins glowing*

Petra: *Confused beyond belief* What.

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*Out training with Psychic Runes*

Ryan: Look! A snake! *Holds up snake*

Slade: *Unholy screech*

Slade: *Teleports away accidentally*

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