Tori: Ryan, we tried things your way
Ryan: No, we didn't.
Tori: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Tori: That's not funny.
Tina: I thought it was funny.
Tori: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Unicorn: Can you keep a secret?
Goldy: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
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Aaron: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Ryan: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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Ryan: Which way did they go?
Aaron: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Ryan: You could really figure it out from that?
Aaron: No, you idiot, we're lost! How the hell would I know!
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Slade: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Ryan: All I drank was Redbull!
Slade: How many?
Ryan: Eighteen.
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Tina: This was almost a great idea.
Ryan: You just described 90% of our stuff.
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Petra: *Pointing at the broken coffee machine.* So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Slade: ...I did. I broke it.
Petra: No you didn't. Ryan?
Ryan: Don't look at me! Look at Matt!
Matt: What?! I didn't break it!
Goldy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Unicorn: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Goldy: Suspicious.
Unicorn: No it's not!
Lexi: If it matters, probably not, but Tori was the last one to use it.
Tori: Liar! I don't even drink that!
Lexi: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Tori: Everyone knows I love messing with the wooden stirrers, Lexi!
Slade: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Petra.
Petra: No, who broke it?
Matt: Petra...Aaron's been awfully quiet.
Aaron: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing.]
Petra: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
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Can't I Fit In Anywhere?
FanfictionWith the second year of Life Academy starting off, Tori notices that something seems... off about Ryan. Everytime she tries to confront him, he finds an excuse and avoids her or the topic. She's worried about her friend, and when she tried to fall...
