That same night, after putting Penélope to sleep, I log onto one of those dating apps and start “dad sign up.”
In fact, before you start entering your details itself, I spend a long time admiring the handsome, ripped guys on offer.
My goodness, they are really cute! It's a shame I wasn't born a man and gay. I'm sure he would be very happy... Hmm, I think Dad will do very well.
I'm almost jealous of him, I think with amusement.
However, I still think it's risky to send my dear daddy without any experience in the world of gay dating to meet one of those guys. Seriously, I watched Dahmer! And I spent days having nightmares about that little song. I can't risk putting my father at risk of being kidnapped by a flesh-eating serial killer.
Suddenly something occurs to me.
Yes, it could be an ideal solution...
I'm smiling to myself at how creative I am as I start to apply.
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An Unexpected Engagement
HumorNatasha Romanoff has a huge crush on CEO Steve and decides that the company's Christmas party is the perfect opportunity to win him over but she ends up exaggerating and after several disastrous events she wakes up in Steve's bed without remembering...
