Formula One Shots

Stoffel Vandoorne [15]

In which Stoffel is trying out very bad pick-up lines on you while you are already dating him.

For Tasha_Stan_Shady

15. "I fall for the worst ones."

Word count: 361

"Hey (y/n)? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" You looked up from the book you were reading and snorted. You shook your head and rolled your eyes as you turned your attention back to the book.

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." You smirked to yourself but acted like you didn't hear him and tried to focus on the book once again.

"My name is Stoffel, but you can call me tonight."

"Hi tonight, I'm (y/n)," you replied sarcastically. You put the book down and motioned for him to go on. You were starting to like this. What a big dork.

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line." You blushed as you saw the smirk on his face and chuckled while shaking your head.

"You know what this shirt is made out of?" Stoffel asked as he pointed to his shirt. You rolled your eyes, "let me guess. Boyfriend material?"

"Damn it, you just ruined my pick-up line!" Marcus exclaimed. "Too bad," you winked at him. It was silent for a moment. Then you smirked as you thought of some pick-up lines as well. His turn to blush now, you thought to yourself.

"Stoffel, don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?" His eyes widened in shock and you saw him awkwardly shifting in his chair.

"Do you know what would look really good on you? Me." You saw a change in his attitude. The pick-up lines seemed to be doing something to him. Down there. You smirked and raised an eyebrow at him. His pupils were dilated and he was ready to throw you over his shoulder and take you into the bedroom, but you received a text message from your friend, telling you to come over as soon as possible because she had boy trouble. You explained it to him and batted your eyelashes at him as you smiled sweetly.

"Better remember my name sweetheart, you'll be screaming it later." You laughed out loud and shook your head while walking towards the car.

"God, I fall for the worst ones," you mumbled to yourself.