Sanders Sides OneShots

Riddles (Logince)

Logan had a secret admirer.

That much he knew.

But it was a secret, and he didn't know who it was.

A lot of the signs pointed to Patton, but he knew better than to jump to conclusions, and he knew that the others sides were just as capable of these things.

He was receiving riddles, not just any riddles, romantic ones.

Ones he was unable to solve.

He was very confused.

The first riddle was found on his door, after breakfast, it said "What did one light bulb say to the other?"

There was no answer.

He was stumped for the rest of the day.

No answer showed up, none of the other sides said anything, and he had no idea what was going on.

The second showed up a few days later, asking "What did the Valentine's card say to the stamp?"

Again, there was no answer.

He put the riddle with the first, and pondered for the rest of the day.

Again, no side said anything.

The third showed up a week later, asking "What did the paper clip say to the magnet?"

Logan was very confused, none of the riddles had anything in common, there were no answers, and he could not figure out who was sending them. He was completely confused.

Two weeks later, a fourth note was found on his door, "What is yours, but you can't hold?"

This one got Logan even more confused than before. Everything of his own he could hold, so why did this person imply he had something he could not hold.

A week later, a fifth note showed up, "Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?"

Logan mostly figured the answer to this one out, he realized that the two elements bond, so that must be the answer. However, he could not figure the other answers out.

Over the next month and a half, 5 more notes found their way to Logan.

The sixth said "Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?"

The seventh asked, "What did one oar say to the other?"

The eighth asked, "What did one bunny say to the other?"

The ninth said, "What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice-cream on Valentine's Day?"

The tenth asked, "Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?"

And the eleventh asked "What did the lightbulb say to the switch?"

Logan couldn't figure any of the answers out, nor could he figure out who was sending them to him.

A week after the last riddle was given to him, a note appeared on his door, "A. They bonded well from the moment they met."

Logan figured this was an answer, and the only one he could think of it being an answer to, was the Carbon and Hydrogen riddle. So, he put it with that riddle.

A few days later, another answer showed up on his door, "I'm sweet on you."

He was stumped again, he couldn't figure out which riddle this one went to, it should have been easy, but for some reason, he could not figure it out.

The next day, another answer was on his door, "stick with me and we'll go places, (I can show you the world)"

Over the next few weeks, nine more answers showed up, but one didn't match any of the riddles he had gotten, which confused Logan even more.