Sanders Sides OneShots

Strange Potato (Platonic Moxiety)

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Patton was in the kitchen, peeling potatoes for the sides evening meal.
He opened one bag and removed the last two potatoes, before grabbing two more out of the other bag.
As he began peeling one of the potatoes, he noticed it was a strange shape, causing him to say aloud, "this is a strange potato."
Virgil, who just so happened to walk by, heard this, and stepped into the kitchen, and muttered "you're a strange potato."
Patton grinned, turning to his Dark Strange Son, thanking him.
The latter rolled his eyes, smiling slightly at the fatherly figure.
Virgil sat at the table, and maintained a small conversation with Patton.
Patton continued peeling and chopping the potatoes, and when he had moved to the sink to rinse them, he dropped three in the soapy water, causing him to exclaim "no potatoes, come back!"
This made Virgil grin and watch Patton for a short while.
He then went on to play on his phone for a while, before scrolling through one of the many social media's, and froze after a few minutes.
"Dad, I did something stupid and I'm a terrible person"
"I will fight you" the fatherly trait muttered, before asking what was going on.
Virgil explained, reiterating the fact that he was a terrible person.
Causing Patton to eventually explode, "I WILL FIGHT YOU!"
Virgil let out a small chuckle, and ran off, not before saying once more, "I'm a terrible person," which made Patton chase him through the mind, constantly saying how he will fight Virgil.

258 words (roughly)

So anyone who knows me should know how weird I am.
So I was in the kitchen peeling potatoes and the entire potato bit happened to me.
And I told someone I would fight them for talking bad about their stuff
You know who you are

Hope you enjoyed this, whatever it was.
Take care.
Xx