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Dad Jokes (Logicality)

I've been meaning to do this for a while now. So enjoy...

Warning: corny jokes ahead

Patton and Logan were sat together in the commons, and Patton was making too many Dad Jokes.

"How do you make a Kleenex dance?"

"You cannot, it is not physically possible."

"You put a little boogie in it."

Logan groaned he hated it.

"What time did the man go to the Dentist?"

"When he needed to...?"

"Tooth-hurty."

"Did you know, 5 out of 4 people are bad with fractions?"

"Patton... that..." He sighed.

"What's Forrest Gump's password?"

"I do not know, how should I know that information?"

"1Forrest1."

"What kind of bagel can fly?"

"None. No bagel can fly, they are a breaded carbohydrate, which is edible, and none can fly."

"A plain bagel."

"What does Batman like in his drinks?"

"I do not know Patton, what?" Logan asked, frustrated with the entire ordeal

"Just ice..."

Logan sighed.

"Patton, may I try something?"

"Go for it buddy!"

He clapped twice, "Patt-on."

"Yes?"

He clapped twice more, and said "Patt-off"

Patton fainted, and Logan sighed, moving Patton to the sofa, and he sat and read in peace for a while, before he had to wake Patton up.

When he woke Patton up, he was greeted with a kiss, and Logan looked at the fatherly trait surprised.

"Love you Logy!" Patton then walked off, leaving Logan in a stunned silence.

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All jokes were found on Google.

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