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Conversing Tea pt 2 (Analogical)

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Virgil sat in silence thinking about the events that had occurred moments prior, and he ended up calling Patton.

"PATTON! LOGAN IS BEING WEIRD"

Patton poked his head around the corner of the kitchen and spoke, "I know. He's been like this since Thomas hit his head on the door of his room."

"Please fix him. I CAN ONLY DEAL WITH ONE MORALITY!"

Roman came running into the room, Logan following behind him, and Logan stopped by his boyfriend.

Roman took it upon himself to throw the book he was holding at Logan's head, after shouting "I GOT THIS!"

Virgil watched in shock before yelling, "WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO DO!?!? NOW HES JUST WORSE" He gestured to his boyfriend that was staring at the wall that had a stain that looked like a star.

"Oh god..." He spoke.

Virgil yelled at Roman "YOU BROKE MY BOYFRIEND!"

Patton took it upon himself to diffuse the situation. "Hey now boys, I'm sure he's fi-" he was cut off as Logan fell to the floor and passed out.

"HE IS NOT FINE. THIS IS YOUR FAULT ROMAN, I WILL GET YOU BACK!" Virgil sat next to his boyfriend trying to wake him up.

Roman slowly backed away, "hey, I didn't know it would happen..."

"WHY did you throw a book at him? What did you THINK would happen?!" He glared at Roman as his boyfriend woke up and looked around.

"What happened?" He spoke gaining the attention of Virgil.

"I don't know!" Roman answered Virgil "but see, he's fine now!"

Virgil growled at Roman. "I will get you back"

"What did I missing? Why is Virgil angry?" Logan sat up and looked at his boyfriend.

Patton filled the logical trait in, "Thomas walked into a door and then you were acting kinda insane and Roman threw a book at your head and it made you worse and then you collapsed... But now you're awake, so yeah...."

"That makes sense." Logan spoke as he watched Virgil get up and chase Roman around the mind.

"Virgil... No... Come back, stop... No... Well that's new..."

Virgil tackled Roman to the floor, ignoring his boyfriends words.

"GET OFF ME. LOGAN, VIRGILS CHEATING!"

Logan spoke, "actually, him tackling you to the ground does not count as cheating in fact, it is rather amusing since now you are stuck, and it would serve you right for throwing a book at my head."

Virgil yelled at Roman, "APOLOGISE TO HIM!"

Roman pushed Virgil off hi and ran off, shouting "NO!" In the process.

"ROMAN, I SWEAR IF YOU DO NOT APOLOGISE, I WILL TELL PATTON THAT THING YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW!"

"Ughhhh fiiiine" he spoke, dragging out the I. "I'm sorry for throwing a book at your head Logan."

"ROMAN LIKES PATTON!" Virgil yelled, running off to his room, locking himself inside. Logan watched the entire thing transpire with a smirk on his face, he left and went after his boyfriend.

"I like you too, Roman." Patton spoke.

Roman smiled and kissed Patton, and asked him to be his boyfriend, to which Patton agreed.

At some point, Roman got his revenge on Virgil, and it was rather funny.

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