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Witness (Analogical)

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Roman was notorious for his pranks.

He would pull them on any of the sides, Thomas or even Thomas' friends.

So when Virgil caught Roman setting up a prank for Logan, he had to go and tell his boyfriend, which proved to be no simple task.

Virgil searched the entire mind palace, asked Patton, Thomas and even ventured into the Imagination, but could not find him.

Which left only one place he hadn't searched.

The library that isn't part of the imagination or the mind palace, which is why Virgil never thought to look there.

As he got there, he noticed Logan packing up for the day.

"Logan," he went over to the logical trait, almost breathless from running around trying to find him.

"Virgil, are you alright?"

"Yes, well no, but yes."

Logan looked at his boyfriend confused.

"I saw Roman, he was setting up..." Virgil cut himself off, giving himself a chance to breathe.

"He was setting up a prank?"

"Yeah." Virgil finally found his voice again.

"Thank you for warning me, where was this prank being set up?"

"Your room."

"I will avoid there, and then plot my revenge."

Virgil saw a glint in Logan's eyes that he hadn't seen before.

"Let me help?"

"Of course, I require your assistance, mostly for keeping his occupied."

The two devised a plan, and set about putting it into action, all the while avoiding Logan's room.

Virgil's objective was to keep Roman out of his room for as long as possible, making him as suspicious as possible, and hoping Roman thinks that they're planning on rigging his room, which isn't the case.

As Logan set up the prank with Roman's food, Virgil kept him from getting back into the mind palace, from the imagination, which proved to be more unsuccessful.

As soon as Roman got into the mind palace, Virgil set about walking him all over the place and talking his ear off, hoping to annoy him, an added bonus to the prank.

Finally Roman snapped, and told Virgil to get lost, although deep down, Roman was rather suspicious as to why he wasn't allowed in his room.

Virgil pretended to leave, just to creep back and watch Roman tense up as he walked into his room, just to see it in the same shape it was before, nothing different, minus everything being moved 1 inch to the right, which he wasn't going to notice, but he was going to walk into things a lot more.

Roman was confused, he didn't know what was going on, but immediately dismissed it as he really didn't understand Virgil at all, and just left him to it.

Virgil went to the kitchen and watched as Logan finished helping Patton, putting the finishing touches to the food.

He sat in his seat, sending Logan a nod, letting him know everything else was successful.

Overhead, they heard a loud thud, followed by "Mother Fffff"

Virgil chuckled quietly to himself.

Patton rolled his eyes, and put the rest of the food out, and gave it to Virgil.

Roman came into the kitchen looking noticeably disheveled.

"You good Roman?" Patton asked, ignoring the quiet snickers from Virgil.

"No, I've had a long day on quests and I defeated villains yet I can't get around my room without hurting myself."

Patton rolled his eyes, telling Roman to be more careful.

The four sat down eating for a while.

Once everyone had finished, Logan and Virgil stayed to do the dishes, and Roman found himself having to run to the bathroom.

Virgil and Logan chuckled quietly, trying to not alert Patton.

When Roman came back, Logan turned to him, "you know, there is some medicine in my room that will help you with your... problem."

Roman flushed and went to Logan's room, forgetting about the prank he had set up earlier.

He felt glitter and glue fall down on top of him "MOTHER FFF"

Virgil couldn't hold it back anymore and burst out laughing.

Logan turned to his boyfriend and pressed a short kiss to his lips once he had calmed down.

"I should get you to prank him more often, this was fun." Virgil told Logan.

"Indeed it was."

Needless to say, Roman got his revenge, on Logan, he had no idea Virgil was involved, or if he did, he was waiting for the right moment to strike.

It's hard to tell.

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