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Late Night Conversations (Prinxiety)

All of Virgil's thoughts are from Just-Shower-Thoughts.

T.W. Mention of self hate.

Virgil didn't sleep.

It was well known between the sides.

However, what they didn't know was that Roman often didn't get much sleep due to Virgil.

Virgil would often stay up late and when he has random thoughts, usually at 2am, he would send them to Roman.

V: "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "did you turn it off and back on again?"

R: Please go to sleep.

V: Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple Juice?

R: ...

V: If weights were invisible, the gym would look like a terrible slow-motion rave.

R: that would be... interesting, I suppose.

V: If you attempt to rob a bank, you won't have any trouble with rent/bills for the next 10 years, whether you're successful or not.

V: Heat pressure and time. The three things that make a diamond, re also the three things that make a waffle – Leslie Knope.

R: mmm waffles.

R: VIRGIL! I want waffles now!

V: If we cannot see air, can fish see water? Can they see air in the same way we can see water?

V: When they say "be there or be square" it's because you're not a-round.

R: *facepalm* stop. Please.

V: I wonder if I am closer to my death or my birth right now.

V: If womb is pronounced woom, and tomb is pronounced toom, shouldn't bomb be pronounced boom?

R: I hate you

V: I hate me more

R: ...

R: We've talked about this.

V: Hardly.

Roman read the last text and decided to go and confront Virgil, and hopefully get him to stop texting him.

He knocked on the purple door, and received a small "come in."

Roman strolled in, and sat on the other traits bed, who looked surprised to see him there.

"P-Princey?"

"Can you stop?"

"Stop what?"

"Hating yourself. You shouldn't hate yourself, you know you're an amazing person and..." I like you a lot.

"And?"

"And you mean a lot to us."

Virgil's face fell slightly, but he covered it up so Roman didn't see.

"O-oh, okay."

"Are you okay?"

"Y-yeah sure. I'm fine."

"No you aren't"

Virgil stopped, and looked at Roman, confused.

"I'm fine is the biggest lie someone can tell."

"But I am. I'm fine."

"I don't believe you."

"Fine. I just hate being alone at night, I can't sleep, so I bother you, because you're the only other one that's awake, and you let me."

"I didn't know Virg. I thought you just liked annoying me."

"No, well yes, but not at night, it just takes my mind off other things."

"Do you... uhm... wish for me to stay?"

"N-no, it's okay."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, well you know where I am if you need me."

Virgil nodded and watched the other trait leave, before grabbing his phone.

V: Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science was made for cats.

In the distance Virgil heard a loud groan, and he grinned to himself, before putting his phone down and attempting to sleep, not realizing the repercussions that would occur the next day.

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