Me: *goes off Wattpad*
Me: *goes grocery shopping with helper*
Me: *plays Identity V for a while as Lucky Guy*
Me: *comes back to see comment notification in gmail*
Me: *sees ask*
Me: *screams in delight*
Helper: *tells me to stay quiet*
Me: *nods before logging into Wattpad at godspeed*
Me: *enters Oletus Manor*
Me: WE HAVE VOTERS AND COMMENTERS PEOPLE!!!
Emma: Wow, and you just posted like a few hours ago! I told you someone would read it!
Me: *goes crazy running around manor*
Emily: Somebody stop her before she destroys the place.
Leo and Bane: *breaks through and each one grabs me by one arm*
Joseph: *slaps me*
Joseph: STOP IT AND GET ON WITH THE ASK!
Me: o_O
Me: Okay :)
Freddy: If only she acted like that with the survivors...
Me: I HEARD THAT YOU LIFE RUINING SON OF A-
White: *turns into Black*
Black: *grabs me by my collar*
Michiko: Honey, would you please get on with the ask?
Me: *nods*
Me: Can Black not hang me by my collar now? It's choking me.
Black: *lets me go*
Me(muttering): I will make your life here a personal hell Riley, I guarantee it...
Me: Anyway, we have an ask from _AwkwardLoser_! I forgot to mention, when you comment a dare or an ask, I'll bring you into that chapter. So, welcome into the Oletus Manor, Awkward!
Awkward: Hi!
Me: Sorry, I'm not creative when it comes to names... Anyway! On to the actual ask. It's for my Identity V brother, Kreacher!
Kreacher: Why me? Why not glasses?
Me: I don't know, don't ask me. Awkward?
Awkward: *shrugs*
Awkward: I don't know either, I'm just a figment of Hy- the Host's imagination because the actual user isn't with her right now.
Me: Fair enough. Kreacher, Awkward asks if you have any secrets to tell?
Kreacher: Of course I do! She never told me to say them though!
Kreacher: *smirks*
Me: Alright you smartass, I'm adding to the dare! Give one example of a secret that, let's say, is an extremely embarrassing thing for you.
Kreacher: What?! You can't do that!
Me: Of course I can, I'm the host! Not only of the manor, but of this book which means if you won't tell it willingly I can force it out of you.
Kreacher: Go ahead and try!
Me: If you want me too...
Me: *uses host powers*
Me: TELL US!
Kreacher: ...When I first met Freddy I thought that he would be a nice person to be friends with, but then he acted weird towards me so I went with it and it turned into a full blown rivalry...
Kreacher: *realizes what he admitted*
Kreacher: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT-
Freddy: Me acting weird towards you?! You're the one who annoyed me first!
Kreacher: Well-
Me: STOP IT BOTH OF YOU! Well I'd say that was... Interesting. Hope that's a juicy enough secret for you, Awkward!
Awkward: Don't look at me, I'm not the actual Awkward.
Me: ...Right.
Emma: Mr. Pierson! Why didn't you tell us that?
Kreacher: He's my full blown rival now, remember?
*awkward silence, get it? No? Okay...*
Kreacher: ...Does this mean you'll go to the garden with me?
Me: *inhales deeply*
Me: *prepares knife*
Aesop: She's about to explode. Cover your ears if you want them to continue working.
Aesop: *covers his own ears*
Everyone(bar me and Aesop): *covers their ears*
WARNING:
IF YOU DON'T LIKE HEAVY CURSING THEN SKIP UNTIL I TELL YOU IT'S SAFE
Me: *lunges towards Kreacher*
Me: KREACHER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LIKE THE AGE DIFFERENCE IS THERE YOU FUCKING PERVERT SHE'S YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH EVEN WORSE YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING BASICALLY RAISED HER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE-
Hunters: *uses all their effort to drag me off Kreacher and out*
Me(fading): -YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARD ARE YOU MENTAL OR SOMETHING YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME SHE'S LIKE HALF YOUR AGE IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING LEGAL YOU SICK FUCK-
Hunters: *comes back in sweating*
Joker: I think it's safe now.
SWEARING ZONE ENDS HERE
Eli: Since our host is still somewhere unknown calming and cooling down, I guess I shall take her role for now. Let's review what we learnt today.
William: Eli, this isn't primary school.
Eli: But still. Answer.
Kevin: That our host can turn into a giant ball of cursing, homicide and violence?
Eli: ...Other than that.
Emily: That Mr. Pierson still has that weird obsession over Emma?
Eli: ...Other than that.
Servais: That it takes every hunter we've got to move our host when she turns into that giant ball of cursing, homicide and violence?
Eli: ...Other than that.
Emma: That Mr. Pierson originally wanted to be Mr. Riley's friend but they both thought that the other was intimidating them so they turned into full blown rivals?
Eli: ...Okay that's the best answer out of all that we got. Once again, thank you Awkward for the ask.
Kreacher: I don't thank you...
Eli: That is not the way to treat out first commenter!
Kreacher: Yeah, well what're you gonna do about it?
Eli: ...I don't know.
Freddy: I'd tell our current host that you were rude to our first commenter. I'd like to see how she reacts...
Kreacher: AW HELL NO!
Freddy: Then apologize.
Kreacher: I'M SORRY AWKWARD PLEASE FORGIVE ME DON'T TELL THE HOST!
Eli: I never knew you could do that, Freddy.
Freddy: When it comes to seeing that thieving scum squirm, I will gladly do my duty.
Eli: Okay... Anyway, thanks for reading and we hope to see more asks and dares!
Kurt: You mean our current host wishes to see more asks and dares. We're the subjects of this torture.
Eli: Kurt!
Kurt: Sorry, sorry!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
