Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)

Nabi x Eli

A/N - Requested by the dear Nabi_Subedar. Sorry for the delay, I attended a party which took away my weekend for editing. Also, it's a bit shorter than usual because I don't want to keep you all waiting. Sorry once again, and enjoy the story~

Eli's P.O.V

Well, screaming song lyrics at the top of my lungs have never really been on my bucket list, but if it had, that would've been ticked off.

Why am I even doing this? My throat hurts like hell right now.

Oh right, because I don't want Hyla to kill me and be called a pussy by everyone else in the manor.

So, here I am, ruining my vocal chords for my dignity, pride and life.

Yay me.

And then, I see my girlfriend Nabi sitting right there, giggling about something. Probably my singing. Can't blame her, I sound like a screeching owl in panic. No exaggeration, I own an owl, and I've heard her in panic before.

"Ba de ya, say do you remember. Be da ya, dancing in September. Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day. Ba duba ba du, ba duba ba du, ba duba ba du, ba duba ba du, ba duba ba du, badu da, oh yeah~"

I can see and hear snickering around me. Is it really that bad? Yeah, probably.

Suddenly, Nabi grabbed my hand and started screeching with me.

"Hey hey hey! Ba de ya, say do you remember. Ba de ya, dancing in September. Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day~"

Nabi and I broke into a silly dance and before long, everyone had joined us in our screeching and laughing and dancing.

After it all and when everyone else had retreated to their rooms, I grabbed Nabi's arm before she could return to her room.

"Hey, thanks for covering my ass back then. I really sucked. A lot."

Nabi giggled before throwing her arms around me into a full embrace.

"Aw, no problem Eli! It was a small deal. Hey, you wanna binge some movies in my room? Hyla gave me this cool ability to summon popcorn at will!" Nabi exclaimed.

I chuckled at her excitement before nodding. "Sure, why not?"

~A FEW HOURS LATER~

Hyla's P.O.V

Yes, fine, I admit, I am a stalker.

But who cares? I'm only stalking them so you viewers can have a better view of what's happening during their binging. Plus, Eli stalks the hunter for his owl! Anyway, let's get back to whatever I was going to show you.

So, right now, I'm staring at Nabi and Eli cuddling on the couch with... caramel popcorn, I think, between them.

They're watching some random movie about a vampire who's soulmate is a werewolf and everyone's kind of freaked but cool about it and there's some super evil force and some humans who want to kill them and there's also a lot of siblings, best friends, side relationships, mysteries and crazy plots yet to be revealed and also many magical and mythical forces on both good and evil sides. Sounds familiar...

Wait, wait! They're leaning in for a kiss! Yes! Oh come on, did they really just awkward their way out of the kiss?! Give the viewers something interesting!

Wait a sec... Eli's yawning. And so is Nabi. Yes, yes, yes, fall asleep and cuddle, that's it, yes, that's right, sleep and cuddle and fill this chapter with cuteness... igyhvjbkjhuigyfutcghjv FINALLY!

Ugh, after hours of monitoring they're finally doing something cute!

You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this to happen, and I mean it, because I gave you the timeskip to save you your time.

And as you might have noticed, the fourth wall has not quite been repaired yet. Actually, I never bothered to fix it. Meh, whatever. Might as well leave it.

So, my loyal and faithful (unlike Canon Freddy) viewers, thank you for reading this chapter! I appreciate all the support you've given me. Love you guys, and toodles!