Me: Oh god. Um... Well.
Maya: Hyla, you good?
Me: *sneezes*
Me: DAMMIT I'M SICK anyway-
Me: *snaps fingers*
Naib, Eli and William: DAMN YOU!
Joey: Oh, sure. An all guy team.
Maya: What's my weapon...? A metal pipe?
Me: That's Ivan's! I asked him if I could borrow it, and he said sure because he wasn't chasing Eduard at the moment.
Maya: So...?
Me: MAGIC METAL PIPE OF PAIN!
Maya: ...Whatever.
Me: Also, you have a lot of buffs, so unfortunately I had to give you debuffs to make it more fair.
Maya: That makes sense I guess.
Me: Debuff number one, although you are faster than most, your speed makes you unable to process some information. Every once in a while, you will experience a blackout which lasts 3 seconds. After the blackout you are dazed and everything you do plus your speed is decreased by 40% for 7 seconds. Second isn't really a debuff. After the 20 seconds are up from you taking your blindfold off, you are rendered inactive for 3 seconds. The cooldown for your blindfold starts after you can move again, and the cooldown is 80 secs. Kapeesh?
Maya: That's a lot, but yeah.
Me: Oh no, most of them already reached halfway on their ciphers! I'm so sorry, go do your hunting! I support you BTW.
Maya: Thanks!
*TIMESKIP*
Naib, Eli, William, Joey: *brutally beat up*
Maya: How's that for weak?!
Me: I mean, you did have Russia's magic metal pipe of pain...
Maya: So? What's so special about this stupid pipe?!
Me: *gasps*
Me: Stupid? STUPID?! THAT'S THE MAGIC METAL PIPE OF PAIN, THE WEAPON OF THE GREATEST DEMON IN HELL RUSSIA, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE MORTAL!
Maya: ...?
Me: Oh yes, you wouldn't know. Well, damn. Ooh, you could visit him-
Maya: No thank you.
Me: No? Okay. That's it for this chappy.
Viewers: What happened during the match anyway?
Me: Fine. Norton was terror shocked and no one bothered to save him. Naib exchanged his gauntlets for a syringe and so he couldn't run away when Maya took off her blindfold. William tried saving Naib but hit a rock instead and Maya took him down. Lastly, Eli surrendered. That's about it.
Naib: Ow...
Me: NO ONE CARES, NAIB! Anyway, that's it, really it. Toodles!
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