Me: CREW YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE CELESTIAL STILL HAS ANOTHER ASK!
Everyone(bar Aesop): Aww!
Me: Oi, you guys better respect Celestial.
Celestial: I feel offended...
Me: See what you did! Apologize, now!
Everyone(bar Aesop and me)(muttering): Sorry Celestial.
Me: SAY IT LOUDER!
Everyone(bar Aesop and me): WE'RE SORRY CELESTIAL JUST DON'T LET HOST-CHAN KILL US!
Me: That's better.
Celestial: Aw, thanks guys!
Me: Okay, this ask is for Freddy-boi.
Kreacher: IT'S NOT ME!
Me: ...You shouldn't have said that.
Kreacher: Oh no... PLEASE DON'T ASK OR DARE ME AGAIN PLEASE!
Me: Back to Freddy, Celestial wants to know if you ever feel guilty about what you did. Any guilt at all.
Freddy: What do you mean?
Me: *glares at Freddy*
Me: Oh, I think she only means you stealing Leo's wife, stealing everything Leo had left, driving him to alcoholism, forcing him to send Emma who was called Lisa Beck at that time to Kreacher's orphanage, causing Emma/Lisa to never have a father or mother, causing Leo to burn down his own factory with him in it only to have him resurrect and out for your blood and tricking Emily into getting caught by Leo so that your own pathetic ass can escape.
Freddy: ...
Me: Well?
Freddy: I did feel a bit guilty, but it meant that I could spend my life with Martha. I didn't know that he turned into an alcoholic and I definitely didn't know that sweet Lisa was going to be sent to that filthy thief's orphanage, of which I now feel guilty about. And tricking Ms. Dyer into getting caught by Leo, well SHE WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED MARTHA THROUGH ILLEGAL SURGERY!
Leo: Wait, what? Martha's dead?
Me: Boy, chill. I'm supposed to be the timed bomb here, remember?
Freddy: Right.
Me: It's okay, I knew Martha. She was a sweet soul. But keep in mind Martha agreed to do the surgery herself, so it's not entirely Emily's fault.
Freddy: ...Okay.
Me: I feel bad for Martha.
Freddy: Why wouldn't you? You said you knew her!
Me: No, I mean Martha Behamfil. The Coordinator? The one who's just sitting here being uncomfortable because we're talking about someone with the exact name as her?
Everyone(bar Aesop and Martha): *looks at Martha*
Martha: Yeah, it's really weird.
Batman: *appears out of nowhere*
Batman: WHY DID YOU SAY MARTHA?!?!7w8126ty32r4fpevfouihjdwqkcfjdewgcde2owei
Everyone(bar Aesop and me): AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Aesop: *looks up from his book and faces Batman*
Aesop: Who are you?
Me: BRUCE GO BACK TO YOUR UNIVERSE!
Batman: Oh, hey Hyla.
Kreacher: Oh, so he's allowed to call you Hyla.
Me: *stabs Kreacher*
Me: Aesop, I'll need you to resurrect him in a bit. I refuse to do it so you'll have to.
Aesop: *shrugs and goes back to his book*
Me: Okay! So that'll be it for now. I'm a bit confused though. Usually in Ask or Dare books people do dare more than ask, but all we've got right now are asks. I'm a bit surprised.
Fiona: Don't say that! Now they might do more dares than asks!
Me: What do you think I'm aiming for? I feel like this book hasn't even reached the minimum level of uncomfortness! We need more dares! Don't be afraid to comment dares like this:
I dare Oreo and Snapchat to be stuffed in a locker together for 12 hours!
I'm cool with those. Just no actual *sex*, yeah? You can implement them doing it, but no descriptions, like this:
I dare Oreo and Snapchat to do 'it'.
And the way I'll write it out will be like this:
Me: JOSEPH! WU CHANG!
Joseph and Wu Chang: What?
Me: *pushes them into room*
Me: *closes door, locks it and throws away the key*
Me: *user* dared you to do 'it'! So do it!
Joseph and Wu Chang: *bangs on door*
Joseph and Wu Chang: LET US OUT!
Me: You know what you need to do to get out!
What am I doing, you probably already know it but you just don't wanna do stuff like that. I just wanna let you know that it's okay if you wanna comment stuff like that. More so, WE NEED STUFF LIKE THAT!
Survivors(bar Aesop): NO HOST-CHAN! WHY?!?!
Aesop: Don't argue with Hyla's choices.
Me: Because I'm getting bored. I've got days with nothing to do. So I'm spamming Wattpad!
Freddy: Wait, Aesop can call you Hyla and not us?
Me: Yes, because he's my bestie! And now, it's time for you to die.
Me: *stabs Freddy*
Me: Don't use my real name.
Aesop: Can I be ending host today?
Me: Sure, no problem!
Aesop: So... yeah. That's it I guess. Remember to comment down your asks and dares (please let there be more dares). Is that how would you have said it?
Me: You did a fantastic job, Aesop. That's it for now! Toodles!
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