Me: So, I'm sure you all know the legend.
Freddy: No.
Me: It's basically this lady who asks you 'Am I pretty?'. If you say no, she murders you. If you say yes, she lifts her mask, revealing her split mouth, kinda like the Joker's. Then she asks you 'Am I pretty?' again. If you say no, she kills you. If you say yes, she takes her knife and splits your mouth. There are ways to trick her, but it's hard.
Freddy: Okay.
Me: SumRandomPerson_, why can't you just stay away? Anyway, here y'all go. Oh, I've got an idea! I can bring in a version of the lady!
Me: *snaps fingers*
Me: Go!
SMW: Am I pretty?
Emily: *ahem*
Emily: You look dashingly average.
SMW: ?
SMW: What do you- Huh? Where is-
Emily: *stabs her from behind with syringe*
Emily: Bitch you ugly as fuck. Except that you can't do shit about it because you're dead.
Me: *sighs*
Me: This is going to happen a lot*
Me: *resurrects SMW*
Me: Freddy?
SMW: Am I pretty?
Freddy: No. In fact, you're hideous! You look absolutely disgusting.
SMW: You're one to talk.
SMW: *aims to slice his throat*
Me: *catches her arm*
Me: Sorry sweetie, but I know he carefully picked out his answer so I can't let you kill him.
SMW: Why not? It's kinda my binded curse to do this...?
Me: He didn't say that to insult you, hun, he said it because he knows about you and wants to die. He has... Suicidal tendencies.
SMW: Doesn't make a difference.
Me: It does here.
Me: *has to wipe her mind*
Me: *gags Freddy*
Me: Now you can't say anything that'd get you killed.
Freddy: *muffled complaints*
Me: Kreacher?
SMW: Am I pretty?
Kreacher: Whatever you say.
SMW: ...?
Kreacher: *makes a run for it*
SMW: *still confused*
Kreacher: *locks himself in his room*
Me: Coward. Emma!
SMW: Am I pretty?
Emma: Of course! Everyone's pretty!
SMW: *takes off mask*
SMW: Am I pretty?
Emma: Yes! How many times do I have to say it? Everyone is pretty, regardless of appearance! The only thing that matters is the stuff on the inside.
SMW: That's so sweet.
SMW: *aims for Emma's heart*
Emma: *catches her arm*
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
