Me: Let's go in a completely *cough* not *cough* random order! And since they're not gonna willingly show them, I'll force them out!
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Leo: *starts crying*
Me: Woah, what's wrong?
Leo: Am I not enough? Am I really that pathetic? Is that why she left me?
Me: Don't you dare think of yourself that way, Leo Beck. You're amazing just the way you are.
Leo: *sniffles*
Me: *hugs him*
Leo: *hugs me back*
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Smiley: Hey kid, want some drugs?
Me: Boy, you had a secret drug business?
Smiley: Only back at the circus.
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Smiley: Okay, fine, maybe I do little drug trading here too.
Me: With who?
Smiley: This female Naib.
Me: BITCH YOU GAVE DRUGS TO NABI?! SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE SHE'LL USE THEM RECKLESSLY YOU FUCKING I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
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Jack: *drags me to his room*
Jack: *shows me his shrine of Naib*
Me: ...
Me: *walks away*
Me: I'm not even gonna ask.
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Bane: *beheads Lucky*
Me: *resurrects Lucky with his head*
Me: Okay, that was weird.
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Violetta: *wraps herself up in webs*
Me: Uh, Violetta?
Violetta: I need the peace.
Me: That's smart. I'll leave you to it then!
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Michiko: I miss my husband...
Me: We can set up a meeting if you want.
Michiko: No, I left for a reason. His father will never approve of me, so I saved him the trouble.
Me: Girl, if you think I will stand idly by as a friend in need falls into the traphole called depression, you are wrong.
Michiko: Thank you, Host-chan.
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Hastur: *spawns tentacles*
Hastur: *cuts them*
Hastur: *cooks them*
Hastur: *eats them*
Me: *barfs*
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Black: *pulling White out of umbrella*
White's Soul: *hugs Black*
Black: I wish you were physically here, brother...
White: Well, until the day we are part, at least we know we'll be together.
Me: *sobbing*
Me: So... Beautiful...
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
Hayran KurguAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
