Me: Krazichan, I don't know why you would want my homophobic father to be host for a day, but your wish is my command.
Me: *opens portal to hell*
Me: *jumps in*
Kreacher: Where's she going?
Fiona: To find her father, I presume. Her father's been on a very extensive vacation to hell. I think he retired, making Hyla, his daughter, inherit his roles and everything. But, I see no reason why Hyla would want to summon her father.
Kreacher: Wait, let me read her phone.
Kreacher: *sees dare*
Kreacher: *drops phone*
Kreacher: *screams*
Kreacher: WHY?! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYY?!
Fiona: What is it?
Kreacher: Someone dared for the Host to be brought back for 24 hours! Which means-
Fiona: Hyla's not in charge?
Kreacher: AND SHE CAN ONLY BE A BYSTANDER!
Fiona: We play regular matches, we'll be fine.
Kreacher: Yeah, but with the Host here, it means no romance, no relationships, no fun, no stupid banter, just games games games torture death and games!
Fiona: Oh no.
Kreacher: That's right oh no! We're going to DIEEEEEE! AND NOT IN A GOOD WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
Me: *comes back up with a man*
Me: Guys, this is... Dad.
Host: Well well well, you've done quite a good job, my daughter.
Me: Good luck guys...
Me: *fidgets*
Kurt(whispering): Is Hyla nervous?
Aesop(whispering): Reading her body language, yes. Although, Tutorial should be fine.
Kurt(whispering): Why?
Aesop(whispering): He was down in hell with the Host for a while before Hyla brought him back up, remember?
Kurt(whispering): Oh, yeah. What about the rest of us?
Aesop(whispering): Um... Probably doomed for 24 hours.
Me(hissing): You're on a timer, father. 24 hours. No more, probably less.
Host: What is he doing here?
Host: *points at Orpheus*
Me: *coughs*
Me: I brought him in from the future.
Host: Hm... Maybe you didn't do as well a job as I thought.
Me(through clenched teeth): I'll do better next time, father.
Host: Maybe. Maybe not. I cannot take any risks. Until you can learn to use your powers as host for what I intended them to be used for, I am taking your privileges as a host, Hyla.
Me: B-b-b-but I-
Host: No buts, you're no longer a powered being.
Me: Yes, father.
Me(muttering): The millisecond the 24 hours are up I am going to kick you down to deal with Russia.
Host: What was that?
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
