Me: Hello again! Let's check on our maid costume-wearing friends, shall we?
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Hastur: *sitting with nothing to do*
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Martha: *blabbing loads of orders*
Naib: *using gauntlets to get them done in time*
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Kurt: Can I order you to cuddle me?
Servais: Sure!
Kurt and Servais: *cuddles for quite a while*
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Nabi: *kisses Eli on cheek*
Nabi: *giggling and laughing*
Eli: *blushing and laughing*
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Esther: *testing out voodoo tricks Souichi-kun taught her*
Joseph: *victim of her practicing*
Esther: Joseph, stay still!
Joseph: What are you gonna do?
Esther: And...
Esther: *shoots nail out of mouth and nail hits Joseph*
Esther: OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY!
Joseph: What was your aim with that nail?
Esther: To hit the door and not you!
Esther: *heals Joseph up with dark magic*
Joseph: Thanks.
Esther: *blushes*
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Arthur: I can't exactly serve you, can I?
Alyssa: Well, I only have one order. That is for you to come out and be more social!
Arthur(grumbling): Fine...
Black and White: *arguing again*
Black: 我們怎麼樣去服侍Azur呢？我們一個人喔！(How are we supposed to serve Azur? We're technically one person!)
White: 那我們又沒有辦法！我們只好輪流去服侍Azur。(There's nothing we can do about that! All we can do is take turns in serving Azur.)
Me: *appears*
Me: NO ARGUING MORE SERVING NOW GO!
Me: *disappears*
Black and White: *le sighs*
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Aesie: Man, I'm bored. You wanna talk about dead people?
Aesop: *shrugs*
Aesie: *shrugs back*
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Jaxine: You're a pathetic excuse for a serial killer.
Jack: Excuse me?
Jaxine: You stalk prostitutes man, you need a larger kill range.
Jack: Oh really? Tell me more about it.
Jaxine: Once we're done here, you'll start picking off people like flies.
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Lucky: So, what can I get you?
Lucky Gal: Nothing, I don't really want anything. You know, back on my earth, I've got a maid costume too. You wanna be costume buddies?
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
