William: Freddy was looking at Leo!
Kurt: Freddy likes Leo!
Kreacher: He does not!
Kurt: Kreacher likes Freddy!
Servais: He does not!
Kurt: Servais likes Kreacher!
Orpheus: He does not!
Kurt: Orpheus like Servais!
Kevin: He does not!
Kurt: Kevin likes Orpheus!
Me: NO ONE LIKES ORPHEUS!
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Me: Out of all Freddy's body parts, I'm sure his eyes are in the best shape. He does at least 463 eye rolls a day.
Freddy: Screw you.
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Me: Freddy, would you kiss Kreacher for 20 grand?
Freddy: No-
Me: *dumps 20 grand next to Freddy*
Freddy: ...
Freddy: *looks at Kreacher*
Kreacher: o_O'
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Kreacher: UGH DUDE STOP-
Freddy: *trying to kiss Kreacher*
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Leo: Host-chan, why are you squeezing me with your body?
Me: It's called a hug, Leo. I'm hugging you.
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Me: Imagine if someone handed you a box of the things you've lost during your lifetime.
Leo: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back...
Kurt: My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Freddy: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
Servais: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Tutorial: Mental stability my old friend!
Joseph: My soul's in here! I never thought this day would come!
Aesop: Oh, my dear morals!
Lucky: Youthful wonder! I never thought I'd see you again!
Margaretha: Positivity? It's been so long!
Emma: Look, it's my sanity!
Emily: Ooh, is mine there too?
Me: Oh come on, it can't be that bad...
Me: *opens box*
Me: Oh look, it's my happiness.
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Me: What's the one thing I asked you not to try, Servais?
Servais: Raise the dead.
Me: And what did you try?
Servais: ...Raise the dead.
Me: YOU'RE NOT TRAINED ENOUGH TO BE A DAMN NECROMANCER YET-
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Servais: Wait... are you flirting with me?
Kreacher: Actually, I have been for the last year but thanks for noticing.
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
