Me: Y'all are getting brutally murdered.
Fiona: To be honest, isn't that already weekly for us?
Naib: You mean daily?
Me: *pouts*
Me: Anyway...
Me: *snaps fingers*
Me: There you go, Follower!
Follower: I want a real name.
Me: Sorry hun, I don't own Identity V, NetEase does.
Follower: Well, that sucks.
Me: I KNOW RIGHT?! I MEAN-
Freddy: What have you done?!
Follower: What.
Martha: You set her off into a rant. Now Kreacher has to be the one who sends us into a game.
Kreacher: *le dead*
Martha: Oh wait, he's still dead. Aesop?
Aesop: *sighs*
Aesop: Do I have to?
Martha: *gives him 'The Look'*
Aesop: Fine.
Aesop: *summons coffin*
Aesop: *does his thing*
Martha: Kreacher, have you practiced enough to send us into a 2 vs 8 game?
Kreacher: Why can't Hyla do that?
Martha: She's ranting.
Martha: *points to me*
Me: *blah blah blah blah blah*
Kreacher: Ah. Okay. Don't blame me if you lose a few limbs.
Robbie: Excuse m-
Kreacher: *snaps fingers*
Kreacher: Robbie and Follower, versus Emily, Servais, Martha, Helena, Fiona, Eli, Norton and Patricia in Lakeside Village. Go on, what're you waiting for?
Robbie: WHERE'S MY HEAD- Oh wait, I'm already headless. How am I even alive at this point?
Follower: Existential crisis aside, let's hunt some survivors.
Robbie: You're on!
Follower: Wait, what's my ability if I am not being controlled by mistress?
Yidhra: Let's see... How about a boomerang pickaxe?
Follower: Like, I throw it and then it comes back to me, inflicting damage on a survivor? Isn't that like Robbie's other ability? And Jack's fog claw?
Yidhra: It has a 40 second cooldown and you can use it unlimitedly unlike Robbie of which his throws are limited if there are less tree things. And your ability can have definite aim.
Follower: Okay, who's gonna in instill that?
Kreacher: *snaps fingers*
Kreacher: There ya go, kid.
Robbie: Follower, Norton's just doing the 'Agree' movement in front of you repeatedly and vaulting.
Follower: *stays still*
Robbie: Follower?
Follower: *hits Norton while he's vaulting*
Norton: SHIT!
Norton: *starts running*
Follower: *throws pickaxe*
Norton: *down*
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