Me: If you mean random, then... I guess I'm choosing?
Margaretha: Why?
Me: I don't know, so... Yeah. Let's see, Maya Crowley since she's new and Azur to have some mercy on my poor writer-blocked soul. The two survivors will be Kevin and...Norton. Hunter is Joey Kristeva because he's new too.
Norton: *raises both middle fingers and storms away*
Maya: H-hey.
Joey: Let's go!
Maya: W-wait, Joey?
Joey: *clears throat*
Joey: I don't exist~
Me: *facepalm*
Me: *snaps fingers*
Maya: So... I decode?
Me: Yeah. How'd you know?
Maya: Um, I asked?
Me: Smart lady.
Norton: Wha-
Norton: *internal screaming*
Maya: *decodes with Azur*
Alyssa: Hi! Welcome to the manor!
Maya: T-thanks.
Kevin: *lassoes Maya away*
Alyssa: What the- KEVIN PUT THE NEW GIRL DOWN RIGHT NOW!
Kevin: Nope!
Kevin: *laughing while running away with Maya*
Alyssa: *chasing Kevin, determined to save Maya from the clutches frm Kevin*
Alyssa: *turns into Arthur*
Kevin: Oh shit...
Arthur: *runs at Kevin with full speed*
Kevin: *running for his life*
Norton: ...
Maya: *takes deep breath*
Maya(screaming in Kevin's ear): PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU GIGANTIC ASSHOLE!
Norton: *in the background decoding*
Norton: *sweatdrop*
Joey: *finally hears something*
Joey: *hits Kevin once*
Kevin: Yeah, I'm not letting her go now. I need the speed boost.
Arthur(addressing Joey): ...You know what, whoever the hell you are, please kick Kevin's ass.
Arthur: *turns into Alyssa and decodes with Norton*
Norton: fiNaLLy!
Joey: *finally gets Kevin*
Maya: *runs away*
Joey: *puts Kevin on a rocket chair*
Norton and Alyssa: *finishes 2nd cipher*
Maya: *decoding*
Norton: *decoding*
Alyssa: *decoding*
Joey: *camping around Kevin for some dumb reason*
Alyssa: *dumps her cipher and goes to Norton's cipher*
Alyssa: *plays her song*
Norton: *finishes cipher*
Arthur and Norton: *travels to Alyssa's previous cipher*
Arthur: *turns back into Alyssa*
Norton: *starts decoding*
Alyssa: *finishes song and decodes*
Maya: *finishes cipher*
Maya: *has a purple heart*
Maya: O-oh no.
Maya: *crouches*
Joey: *walks right past*
Maya: Phew...
Maya: *is walking past the exit gate*
Alyssa and Norton: *finishes cipher*
Maya: *starts opening exit gate*
Maya: *opens exit gate*
Alyssa and Norton: *reaches Maya's exit gate*
Alyssa and Norton: *starts dancing at the entrance*
Maya: What are you doing? Why aren't you escaping?
Norton: I learnt this from Kurt. When you guys are at the exit and it's all well but the hunter isn't there yet, you just do whatever at the gate until the hunter surrenders or finds you.
Maya: H-huh? Oh. So...?
Alyssa: We just use our abilities, do random emotes, put down graffiti, the works.
Maya: I-I can do that!
Joey: Can I surrender?
Me: Sure thing.
Me: *snaps fingers*
Me: So, that's it.
Orpheus: Hi.
Maya: And who is he?
Me: Orpheus, the most annoying man in existence.
Maya: Oh?
Orpheus: Don't listen to her, she doesn't know anything.
Maya: But I thought she could just snap you out of existence...?
Me: How have I not thought of that?! Maya, you're a genius!
Maya: You're... welcome?
Me: *snaps Orpheus away*
Alyssa: Hon, you sure you want to keep him away forever?
Me: Of course! Why not?
Alyssa: Well, you know, since-
Me: *face turns red*
Me: S-Shut up!
Me: *tuns to viewers*
Me: Toodles!
Alyssa: Wait, but-
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
