Robbie: nO iT's NoT Kira_Subedar!
Me: Sorry sweetie, it's a dare.
Robbie: *lets out ear piercing screech*
Robbie: That was me voicing out my anger.
Me: *unaffected*
Everyone Else: *groaning about their ears*
Me: Down to business!
Me: *snaps fingers*
Robbie: Why am I in a doll dress?
Me: Be glad it's not Black or White's dress.
White: Why a black ball dress?
Black: Why a white ball dress?
Joseph: Why a puffy dress with- IS THIS FRENCH LACE?!
Me: My god, stop complaining or I'll have you wear those lame prom dresses!
Boys: *stays quiet*
Me: Girls, have your fun.
Girls: *squeals*
Emma: What about you?
Me: I refuse to wear skirts and dresses, so I'm generally uncomfortable with this.
Emma: Oh, okay.
Me: Well, that's about it I guess, since there's not much to write about. I can get back to you guys next chapter and tell you the result, but until then there's not much I can do.
Girls: *still squealing*
Me: Wait a sec. Where's Orpheus?
Freddy: Oh, he ran away.
Me: What? How?!
Servais: I-
Servais: *gets cut off by Fiona trying to place a necklace on him*
Servais: Oi! I'm trying to give valuable information here!
Servais: *shrugs Fiona off*
Servais: I overheard him telling himself to get away from here and somehow getting back to his own time or something like that.
Me(seething): Oh, he's a dead man.
Me: *teleports away*
Kurt: Well, I guess that really concludes this chapter. See you guys next time, and toodles! DAMMIT VERA IT'S CHOKING ME!
Vera: Sorry...
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FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
