Black: An unusual request, Green-potatooo.
Norton: Yeah, unusual.
Me: Guys, if you want it to be over, then just get it over with. Got it?
Norton: Fine.
Black: I still don't get it.
Me: Doesn't matter, does it?! Get on with it now, chop chop!
Norton: What's up with the british accent?
Me: Been watching Legends of Tomorrow Season 4 too much lately, got attached to John Constantine's accent. Now start doing something before I blast ya all off t' hell like John does.
Black: God, that's weird...
Me: Bloody hell, do I have to kick you lot in the face before you do something productive?!
Norton: Okay, we're sorry, we'll hang out now. Happy?
Me: Yes, now I'm off for errands. Better not be doing something I don't like when I come back, got it?
Black: *rolls his eyes*
Black: Yes mom.
Me: *eyes glow red*
Black: Fuck fuck I'm sorry okay?!
Me: *eyes go back to normal*
Me: Good. I'll be back in a couple of hours, don't disappoint me. You know what happens when you do.
Me: *opens breach*
Me: *jumps though*
Me(faint): Hello, Klarion! How's my favourite witch boy doing?
*breach closes*
Black: So...
Norton: Uh...
Black: I stole the keys to the manor, wanna go out for ice cream?
Kreacher: Ooh, ooh, take me with you!
Black: No, this is a day by ourselves. Only me and Norton.
Kreacher: You can at least let me out!
Black: I feel mean today. No.
Black and Norton: *exits manor and slams door shut*
Norton: Joke's on you!
Kreacher: ...I only wanted ice cream...
Kreacher: *starts crying*
Servais: Stop being so sensitive.
Also Servais: *hugging Kreacher*
Black and Norton: *eating ice cream*
Norton: What else do you wanna do?
Black: Hm... Well, I have my powers, you have your magnets. You thinking what I'm thinking?
Norton: *holds out magnet*
Norton: Trouble making time.
Norton: *evil/cheeky(?) smile*
*A FEW HOURS LATER*
Black and Norton: *goes back to manor*
Norton: *high fives Black*
Black: Haha! That was awesome!
Norton: You were too! That part where you slowed down that asshole who shouted at you while he was on his skateboard so he hit the wall? Genius!
Black: So? When that drunk gay dude tried to harass you, you stuck him to the pole with your magnets then kicked him in his crotch!
Norton and Black: *talking about their chaos*
Martha: Wow, who knew those two would get along.
Martha: *takes a lick of ice cream*
Martha: Servais, this is great!
Servais: Aw, shucks. Nothing a little magic and talent can't do.
Naib: Why'd you make it anyway?
Servais: Upon Kreacher's request, in order to stop his godforsaken crying over not getting ice cream.
Also Servais(to Kreacher): H-hey, do you like it? I can make something else if you want-
Kreacher: *hugs Servais*
Kreacher: Thanks, Servais! You're the best boyfriend ever!
Servais: *blushing*
Servais: Y-you really think so?
Kreacher: Of course!
Kreacher: *kisses Servais*
Servais: o/////o
The Rest of The Manor: *dying of cuteness*
Me: *comes back*
Me: I'm back-
Me: *sees Servais and Kreacher*
Me: -Aaaaaand it's a private moment sorry for ruining it I'll be going now.
Me: *breaches back to the other universe*
Kurt: Well, since she won't be able to say it, toodles and see ya next time!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
