Me: But first, a small ask from CelestialWhite. She asked if Norton was a werewolf.
Norton: Why...?
Me: Because you look like one of the fanmade survivors called 'The Werewolf' which was shown last year in a video made by Grizzly. (PERSWAYABLE X GRIZZLY ALL THE WAY)
Norton: Um, no, I'm not a werewolf. Not in this universe anyway. Are you implying something...?
Me: Sssh, what happens in their books is what happens in their books!
Norton: But didn't Nabi_Subedar dare you to do a short visit to their universe and see what would happen?
Me: Yeah, and I'm still working on that because I had said that I would probably need inspiration from their book since I'm going to their universe. I also may or may not be waiting to see if my doppelganger will appear because I would love to kick my own ass.
Norton: ...What?
Me: Yeah, you heard me. Kick my own ass. If I can't kill myself I might as well beat up another version of myself.
Kurt: nO STAY AWAY FROM DEPRESSION-
Me: *sighs*
Me: Whatever, let's get on to the dare from Nabi. This'll be a little longer than others, so to shorten the time needed...
Me: *snaps fingers*
Me: Okay, I summoned boggarts because I am way too lazy.
Servais: What universe?
Me: Harry Potter.
Servais: Oh god please no.
Me: Um, yes.
Servais: Dammit!
Me: Okay, so-
Boggart: *flies towards me*
Me: Oh my FrUking FrUk get the FrUk away from me do you know who the FrUk I am bish I will end you in the name of Alfred F. 'America' Jones if you don't FrUking walk away right the FrUk now!
Boggart: *just floats away, confused*
Patricia: ...What.
Me: Let's move on to the actual content now, shall we?
Leo: *sees Martha(Beck)*
Me: Oh, okay...?
Freddy: *screeches*
Freddy: *hides behind Leo*
Freddy: *also has Martha(Beck)*
Me: ...Ah.
Me: *inhales*
Me: FACE YOUR FEARS YOU LITTLE COWARD! Imagine your fear as something funny, like a joke!
Freddy: Okay, okay...
Freddy: *closes his eyes*
Boggart: *turns into Kreacher*
Me: PFFFFFT-
Kreacher: Am I a joke to you?!
Freddy: Yup.
Kreacher: Oh, wow.
Boggart(Leo's): *turns into Kreacher*
Kreacher: Now y'all are just being assholes.
Servais: *stabs Freddy*
Me: hOlY-
Servais: No one insults my Kreacher.
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
