Me: Well, I'd like to join the battle, but it'd be unfair. So, here's what's going to happen. Hunters and survivors will be in separate arenas. The OCs will be split depending on whether they're a survivor or hunter. Hope you enjoy, Nabi_Subedar!
Esther: Hiya!
Arthur: 'Sup, bitches.
Nabi: Hey!
Tera: Hello.
Stella: Whatever...
Creator: *clicks tongue and fingers gun*
Me: Wait a sec guys, I just wanna summon in my OC-
Leo: DON'T YOU DARE!
Me: Why? You can't tell me what to do.
Leo: She's nearly unbeatable!
Me: Um...
Freddie: *breaches in*
Freddie: *smacks Leo*
Me: wOaH, chill!
Freddy: Calm down, lady!
Freddy: *rushes to help Leo*
Freddie(sneering): Pathetic.
Me: *laughs awkwardly*
Me: *sends Freddie back*
Esther: Is your OC... okay?
Me: I think she's on her, ya know...
Esther: Ah.
Arthur: So, we're gonna get on with some skull cracking or what?
Nabi: Arthur, not everything is about killing Eli.
Me: Wait, what?
Nabi: He's been set on killing Eli after Eli kissed me right in front of him.
Me: ...
Me: *looks at Eli*
Eli: *terrified of Arthur*
Arthur: *cracks knuckles*
Me: Well, let's get crackin'! Hunter fight first!
Arthur: Aw, man!
Alyssa: *assumes control*
Eli: *breathes out relief*
Alyssa: *glares*
Nabi: Oh no, not you too!
Me: *snaps fingers and survivors are in spectating stands while hunters are in arena*
Me: Free For All, every being for themselves! FIGHT!
Hunters: *no one moves*
Me: *blinks*
Me: Um, hello?
Bane: Loopholes. You never said we had to fight.
Me: Are you sassing me, you little asshole?
Bane: Maybe, what do you think?
Me: *flies up to above the arena*
Violetta: Great, now she can fly.
Me: I...
Me: *closes eyes*
Me: Said...
Me: *opens eyes and eyes glow red*
Me(enables sonic voice): FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Everyone: *covers their ears*
Bane: No can do, Hyla.
Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Aesop: *coughs*
Aesop: You're dead.
Me: *super speed + flight + super strength + fury = painful crash into wall*
Bane: Ugh...
Me: *innocent smile and sits down back at my seat*
Kevin and Kreacher who were sitting next to me: *scooches away from me*
Me: So, please fight!
Leo: *grabs his shark and kills Bane*
Michiko: Freebies, am I right?
Me: *yawns*
Me: *time loops to the end*
Viewers: BOO!
Me: *sticks tongue out*
Me: *flies into arena and scans the area*
Black: *half dead but still breathing*
Me: You won, Black.
Black: Gotta thank White, he was the one who managed to run away from Bane before Tera finished him. We wouldn't be alive if weren't for that scene.
Me: Wu Chang won because the other two apart from them had killed each other at the same time, so he survived.
Black: For once, I am grateful that we weren't rough and abrasive.
Me: *snaps fingers*
Hunters: *in spectator stands and alive and fully well*
Me: Survivors, dears, fight!
Eli: Do we have t-
Arthur: *stabs him from the back*
Nabi: No! Why?
Arthur: *shrugs*
Nabi: Wait, can I kill?
Aesop: I'm pretty sure that's the point of the dare.
Nabi: *somehow takes out a baseball bat and kills Naib*
Freddy: o_O
Me: *forwards time again*
Viewers: YOU BITCH!
Me: *raises both middle fingers*
Me: *flies down to arena once again*
Kurt: *looks terrified and has Joseph's sword in hand*
Kurt: I-I killed someone.
Me: Yeah.
Kurt: Oh my god, I killed someone.
Me: Uh-huh.
Kurt: I KILLED SOMEONE!
Me: It's life here, Kurt.
Kurt: I-I guess...
Me: He literally climbed to the edge of the arena before vaulting over the fence and stealing Joseph's sword. He then stayed on top until the only one left was Kevin and he jumped off the edge before running the sword through Kevin's chest. It looked so badass like it was some action movie.
Kurt: Really?
Me: Yup. By the way, Esther was shot by Martha, Arthur's neck was snapped by Aesop, Nabi was gutted by William, Tera was suffocated by Violetta's webs, Stella was knocked out by Vera then choked by Marg, and Creator's throat was sliced by Tutorial.
Freddy: Why did you tell them that?
Me: Wha- You're supposed to be dead!
Freddy: We all got sent back up from hell. Now answer my question.
Me: I told them so they'd know how their OCs died. Simple.
Freddy: Oh.
Me: That's it for now. Toodles!
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