Dare (@Rukaruki)

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Rukaruki bless you, you're amazing.

BTW there are no other requests. LOL.

Me: Okay.

Me: *checks on Michiko and Helena*

Michiko and Helena: *conversing*

Me: Okay, that's going on well.

Me: *checks on Kreacher and Freddy*

Kreacher and Freddy: *making out half naked*

Me: *teleports to John Constantine from Earth 1*

Me: I need holy water.

John: Why? You encountered another feisty demon?

Me: No...

John: Ah, that. Well, here you go.

John: *hands me gigantic bottle of holy water*

Me: Thanks, Johnny.

Me: *teleports back to Identity V universe*

Me: *runs to pool of bleach*

Me: *pours holy water into pool of bleach*

Me: *jumps in and stays there for hours*

Me: *gets out*

Me: Whew, okay, Jack and Naib.

Jack: *trying to kiss Naib*

Naib: *pushing Jack away*

Me: Joseph and Aesop...

Joseph: *still unconscious*

Aesop: *poking Joseph*

Me: Just a little longer Aesop.

Aesop: *nods*

Me: Hastur and Eli is...?

Hastur and Eli: *talking*

Me: Okay, that's it! Toodles!

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