Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)

OC!Stella x Joker

A/N - Stella is Siniora-Chan's OC that she submitted in this book.

3rd Person P.O.V

"Come on girl, just ask him out!"

"For the record, even if I liked him, which I don't, he'd have to ask me first."

"Really?"

"Yup."

The girls of the manor were together in Martha's room for a bit of girl time. Right now, they're questioning *cough* interrogating *cough* Stella.

"Geez, it's not a big deal. You two have been pining for each other for so long! Someone needs to end the constant eye rape or I'll be driven insane! We've already got enough of Freddy and Kreacher's PDA, we don't need more oblivious pining!" Tracy complained in frustration.

Everyone in the room agreed.

"Look, if you're not willing to tell Smiley, I will. I'll just 'bump' into him and spill the beans. His room is next to mine after all." Michiko threatened.

"DON'T YOU DARE!" Stella exclaimed.

"Well, you're gonna have to do something about it, or if it ends up being too much, Hyla's gonna kill both of you, and she won't resurrect you." Vera said.

"No one asked for your opinion." Margaretha sneered.

"Oi, respect the lady." Hyla spat.

While the room went into a full blown argument about whether Vera *cough* Chloe *cough* was a person worthy of respect, it gave Stella a chance as she slipped away to her own room.

Meanwhile in Eli's room...

"Dude, just as her out already! It's painful to see you guys pretending to hate each other!" Servais said.

Smiley rolled his eyes. He can do whatever the fuck he wanted!

"Yeah man, I'm sure if none of you guys make the move, Hyla's gonna get you two together, and it might be a painful or embarrassing way." William added.

"For the record, I'm not scared of whatever Host-chan has got planned for me and Stella." Smiley sneered.

"That was a big mistake. Now Host-chan's gonna be up your ass trying to make your life miserable." Kevin commented.

"Well I don't care!" Smiley shouted.

"Look, don't turn this into a Kreacher-Freddy pining epidemic and get it over with." Kurt said.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

Those words were the words that Kreacher screamed before catapulting himself towards Kurt and starting an all-out fight.

One punch landed on Servais' face and he joined the fight.

One kick landed on Freddy's stomach and he joined the fight.

Soon, the whole room was screaming and attacking each other. Only two people didn't fight. One was Smiley, who has sneaked away during the mess to his own room, and Aesop, who just sat in the corner, avoiding the fight.

Timeskip to the next day brought to you by my cluelessness in what to write...

Stella and Smiley were glaring at each other.

The rest of the manor was quietly eating their breakfast.

Suddenly, Stella jumped up and shouted "That's it! I can't do this anymore! I've had enough!"

There were whispers among the inhabitants of the manor.

"Do you think she's finally gonna confess?"

"What does she think she's doing?"

"If she manages to ruin my breakfast, I'm going to kill her, Hyla approved or not."

Stella pounced on Smiley and started to fight him. Smiley fought back.

"Yikes, you think they'll end up killing each other?" Freddy whispered to Hyla.

"Oh, don't worry, it's just their hate phase. All tsunderes go through it." Hyla whispered back to Freddy.

"Okay, but are there any other reasons to justify why they're in a tsundere blood fight right now?"

"Yeah."

"Well what is it?"

"Their egos, Freddy, their egos."

"And?"

"Their reputation, their pride, the list goes on. Do you want to watch the show or not?"

Freddy shut his mouth.

The fight continued for around 15 minutes as everyone sat and watched.

Hyla's P.O.V

Never have I met two tsunderes as stubborn as them. I can't take it anymore. If they continue fighting, the manor's gonna be a mess!

"ENOUGH!"

Everyone turned their heads to face me.

"Look, everyone knows that you have a crush on each other, okay? Just, become a couple, alright? No confessing or that crap. Just stop ruining the manor! I have school, I'm not about to clean up your mess! Do you understand?" I snarled.

Stella looked away sheepishly and Joker coughed in embarrassment.

"I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" I screamed.

Stella and Smiley nodded frantically. I gave an innocent smile.

"Good, now as punishment you guys have to clean up the mess and clean the dishes. Be done by 11. Now get on with it!"

"Hey, what are you typing?"

"Uh, nothing!"

"Okay..."

"Shit, I have to go. My teacher's on to me. You better be done when I come back!"

I pointed at Stella and Smiley before going.

Stella's P.O.V

"So, are we gonna do the dishes?"

Smiley scoffed.

"Host-chan's not an idiot, she'll know, even if we get someone else to do them for us."

"Great." I pouted.

"Also, we better do them clean. She can get really angry. We'll need Tracy and Aesop for the things we destroyed."

Needless to say, we spent the rest of our time working really hard on the dishes and fixing the stuff we broke.

Mostly we used duct tape.

When Host-chan came back she threw us both in a hole.

What's wrong with duct tape?