Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)

Countdown to Finale - 2 (@DoubleReverse)

Me: *wheezing*

Me: Ice cream? I'm going to do some research!

Me: *starts typing furiously*

Me: Aaaaand here's what I found! I did some digging into the timeline of Identity V, then digged up the timeline of the history of ice cream. Apparently, ice cream popularised as a common food that was a delicacy that can be enjoyed by families with a moderate income around 11 years before Leo lost everything, which was the start of the entire unknown plot of the game. So, with some average estimates and looking back at how fucking broke everyone here actually is other than Aesop and Vera, they certainly know what ice cream is. It's just none of them has ever seen ice cream or tasted it. Other than Vera and probably Aesop, Vera being born in a high-class family so yeah she totally ate ice cream before, and Aesop probably eating ice cream before due to the fact that he was born into a middle-class family. Oh shit Servais killer his mentor AND was the reason William had to retire as a sports player? Anyway, as for OCs, you all created them so of course they know what ice cream is. I hardly ever talk to Miss Nightingale mostly due to the fact that I think she's creepy, so I don't know about her. As for Orpheus, he was born in 1900, and I assume he has lived a decent life before being permanently stuck in this hellhole of a manor of which I still don't know where he gets his food from. But, taking into consideration at least 2/3 of the years he has lived was erased 'mysteriously' from his memory and he resulted to drinking and depression after that, I think if he did have ice cream, he wouldn't have remembered.

Everyone: ...

Me: Also now that I'm reading the timeline apparently Orpheus was happy once! Wahoo! His family designed the muse mark, okay, not that scary. Oh, a bunch of assholes crashed his 12th birthday and stole all the valuables in the manor. Okay, not a good start to a backsto- eXpLaIn tO mE hOw SoMeOnE sTeAlS sOmEoNe'S fAcE! eXpLaIn!

Kreacher: Sister, are you o-

Me: *starts violently shaking Kreacher*

Me: ORPHEUS' DAD GOT HIS FACE STOLEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF ORPHEUS! WHEN HE WAS FUCKING TWELVE! I'M TWELVE IN REAL LIFE! HOW THE FUCK DOES HE ENDURE THAT SHIT?!

Servais: Read again, Hyla. He gets sent to a mental institute.

Me: Oh, like Emma?

Freddy: We present to you, Hyla. Able to switch personalities faster than a snap.

Me: Shut it, thief.

Freddy: Excuse you? I thought that was Kreacher?

Me: Oh, so you didn't steal Leo's wife?

Aesop: Someone's feeling salty.

Me: So, thanks to the research I did for a simple but probably long dare, I just found out-

a) Random facts about ice-cream.

b) Servais is a murderer. Not so surprising, but okay.

c) Servais is the reason William is here. Didn't think those backstories could be related.

d) This manor that my father who is presumably the 'youth' handed down to me used to be Orpheus' until some shitty-ass people convinced a traumatized, not to mention dumb, 12 year old to sell it. Yes, I threw shade at Orpheus while talking about his depressing backstory.

Norton: Congratulations! You've reached a new level of 'No one cares not even the viewers they just want to get on with the dare'!

Me: You little shitty punk, I will put you into a never ending VR Hallucination of your friends and coworkers dying in that stupid mine while you can do nothing but watch without being able to even remotely try to help because you're tied down.