Me: Well, I can't really list any songs or write them out singing these things since the lack of details I can find, but OH WELL LET'S RELY ON MY CREATIVITY (which doesn't really help). Let's go! And by that I mean timeskip.
*OH THE BEAUTY OF TIMESKIPS*
Me: Sorry, LD Maya. You're out.
LD Maya: O-oh, it's okay.
Me: C Maya, you're eliminated.
C Maya: What? Come on!
Me: You tried to set Maya on fire. Actually you succeeded, and in doing so, you rendered her unconscious and nearly dead if Emily has not saved her.
C Maya: And...? A girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do to win~!
Me: ...Eliminated.
C Maya: *pouts*
Me: That leaves Joey and Gangster Maya!
Joey: What about normal Maya?
Me: Are you deaf or have you not heard me when I clearly explained that C Maya lit her on fire?
Joey: Oh.
Me: Now, it's Joey vs Gangster Maya in a singing competition-
Joey: *smacks Gangster Maya unconscious*
Joey: Do I win?
Me: *facepalm*
Me: Joey is eliminated and Gangster Maya wins. FUCKING STUPID LAPTOP I GET IT SOMETHING'S NOT WORKING I DON'T CARE LET TYPE IN PEACE!
Kreacher: ...What?
Me: Stupid fucking laptop won't stop fucking spamming me about something going wrong well I FUCKING CARE FUCK OFF!
Kreacher: Dude, are you okay?
Me: NO!
Freddy: You'll be okay, alright? Chill.
Me: *starts sobbing*
Kurt: Oh lord. Well, toodles! There's nothing here!
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