Kreacher: *groans*
Kreacher: Not again! We don't need more singing!
Me: Well, I'd like to introduce you to someone.
Kreacher: What is it now?! If only I had freedom...
Me: Hey, you're welcome to do so. Get arrested for all I care, you're not my real brother.
Kreacher: Now that's way too far, we grew up together!
Me: Well, sorry to break it to you, but none of this is real! It's all fake, in my imagination! A snap and it all goes away! I lose interest and you're all gone for good! An accidental press and you'll never exist! In the end, you don't matter. I have a real life with real friends and family, so don't wish for 'freedom' or some crap like that.
Kreacher: Have it your way.
Me and Kreacher: *faces away from each other*
Freddy: *walks in*
Freddy: Hey, did you guys see-
Freddy: *sees Me and Kreacher*
Freddy: Never mind, I'll find Lucky myself.
Freddy: *runs out*
Me: Not now...
Kreacher: Excuse you?
Me: No, not you.
Kreacher: Okay...
Me: Dammit, I told you, no!
Kreacher: Um...
Me: Too late, sweet H. I'm in control now.
Kreacher: Uh, hello? Hyla? I know you're pissed, but what the hell is happening?
Me: Oh, you must be Kreacher! I haven't got a chance to have a proper conversation with you since we were 4!
Kreacher: We were just arguing.
Me: Oh, that was H. I'm Jessica, she calls me J.
Kreacher: Who are you?
Me: Did you not hear me? No wonder H gets so annoyed at you.
Kreacher: Again, who are you? What's happening?
Me: I told you, I'm Jessica. Hyla suffers from multiple personality disorder, and this is the other me, or the other her. SHe wanted to bring me out to sing or some crap like that.
Kreacher: What the hell...
Me: Yeah, whatever. Now, where's the rest of the peeps?
Me: *runs off to find the rest of the inhabitants of the manor*
A/N - I don't actually suffer from this disorder, and if this offends you I'm sorry. Hyla/Jessica is my OC that I use as host in the Identityverse.
Kreacher: Weird.
Me: *manages to find the rest of the manor*
Me: HELLO!
Emily: What do you want, Host-chan?
Me: Host-chan? Damn H, you've been holding out on me! This is amazing!
Emma: Host-chan, are you okay?
Me: Me? I'm perfectly fine, whoever you are. Now, Hyla summoned me out to sing, and I shall fulfill my duties.
Lucky: Who are you?
Me: Oh, I'm Jessica, Hyla's other personality.
Black: So like me and White?
Me: No, you and White are two souls in one host. Me and H are the same person, the same soul. We just have different personalities, therefore differentiating us into different people. When H rages, that's me you see.
Me: *sees Aesop*
Me: Oh, hi Ace! I haven't seen you for so long!
Aesop: *looks up from suitcase*
Aesop: *waves back*
Aesop: *continues polishing coffin*
Kevin: Wait, you know Aesop?
Me: Yeah, he's like only my best friend ever.
William: Oh, so Aesop knows her.
Me: Wake up bruh, if he's besties with H of course he's gonna know me!
Tracy: ...
Me: Now, to sing!
Me: *summons mic*
Me: This is cool! H, what more have you been hiding from me?
Me:
Bite my tongue, bide my time
Wearing a warning sign
Wait 'till the world is mine
Visions I vandalize
Cold in my kingdom size
Fell for these ocean eyes
You should see me in a crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)
Count my cards, watch them fall
Blood on a marble wall
I like the way they all
Scream
Tell me which one is worse
Living or dying first
Sleeping inside a hearse
I don't dream
You say
Come over baby
I think you're pretty
I'm okay
I'm not your baby
If you think I'm pretty
You should see me in a crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)
Crown
I'm gonna run this nothing town
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by
You should see me in a crown
Your silence is my favorite sound
Watch me make 'em bow
One by one by, one
One by one by (one)
Freddy: So, you're our James Moriarty.
Me: You can say something like that. I'm surprised you haven't heard of me before. Has H never mentioned me?
Me: Bitch, last time I let you out you nearly killed Kreacher and Freddy!
Me: True, but you told me to!
Me: I told you to hurt them, not send them to dad!
Me: Geez, chill.
Kurt: Who are you talking to?
Me: The Host-chan you know.
Kurt: Oh.
Servais: I'm hella confused.
Me: Oh, a lot of people are. Don't worry, it's completely normal.
Servais: Okay, so will someone explain this to me?
Servais: *holds up a piece of Servais x Kreacher fanart*
Me: Oh, that's you and Kreacher ki-
Servais: I KNOW WHAT IT IS!
Me: Then why did you-
Servais: NEVER MIND!
Me: Okay? Anyway, it's time for my leave. See y'all later!
Me: GOD! FINALLY!
Kurt: Are you Hyla or Jessica?
Me: It's Hyla.
Kurt: *thumbs up*
Me: So, that's it for this chappy. I just wanted to show you one of the new songs in my favourites and to introduce you to Jessica. Until the next chappy! Toodles!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanficAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
