Norton: Nabi_Subedar, do you know what you just brought upon me?
Kurt: No, I don't think she does.
Me: *glares*
Me: This means more trials, boi.
Norton: *hisses*
Me: *hisses back*
Kurt: *hides behind Servais and Kreacher*
Servais and Kreacher: *proteccing the smol bean*
Eli: And you had to drag me into this, Nabi?
Aesop: *sighs*
Aesop: Let's get this over with.
Lucky: If I get sent back first it's because of Norton or it's because of Norton.
Norton: How are you so sure?
Lucky: I have my ways...
Norton: ...
Me: Leo, you're up.
Leo: Fine.
Me: *snaps fingers*
Norton, Eli, Aesop, Lucky and Leo: *in Lakeside Village*
Kurt: I can't watch this.
Me: Go do your thing, commentary won't be available.
Tutorial: Wait, why?
Me: Work, work, Angelica~ Work, work, Eliza~ And Peggy! The Schuyler Sisters!
Aesop: Ah.
Norton: *starts decoding*
Eli: *decodes*
Aesop: *decoding*
Lucky: *searches a chest*
Lucky: I wish... for a flare gun!
Lucky: *gets a flare gun*
Lucky: Yes!
Lucky: *joins Aesop*
Aesop: Off. My. Cipher.
Lucky: Sheesh, okay.
Lucky: *on the quest for another cipher*
*AFTER SOME HARDCORE DECODING*
Norton: And I'm done- Wait, is that a purple heart?
Leo: *suddenly hits him*
Norton: HolY SHIT-
Norton: *starts running*
Lucky: *chases behind Leo*
Lucky: I'll help you!
Lucky: *sets off the blast*
Lucky: *misses*
Lucky: Aw crap.
Leo: *turns around*
Lucky: *runs*
Servais: I have replaced your original commentator. So, um, basically, there's 1 cipher left. Quite efficient, if I must say.
Leo: *terror shocks Lucky*
Lucky: FU-
Servais: Shut up Lucky. You're one of the pure. Don't cuss.
Lucky: *grumbles something about being a fully mature adult*
Leo: *ties Lucky to a balloon*
Norton: *tries to stun Leo to save Lucky*
Norton: *accidentally switches polarity*
Leo: *hits Norton once*
Leo: *puts Lucky in a rocket chair*
Norton: *attempts to save Lucky*
Leo: *terror shocks him*
Leo: *puts him in nearby rocket chair*
Eli: *saves Lucky*
Eli: *starts healing him on spot*
Leo: *terror shocks Eli*
Leo: *chases after Lucky and still gets him*
Aesop: *saves Norton*
Aesop: Follow me!
Aesop and Norton: *runs to safe spot*
Aesop: *heals Norton*
Leo: *puts Lucky in rocket chair*
Leo: *puts Eli in rocket chair*
Aesop and Norton: *is decoding*
Aesop: *fails a calibration*
Norton: ...Why aren't you running?
Aesop: Because I temporarily replaced my Borrowed Time line with that weird trait Hyla said can make the hunter not detect your failures and no cipher progress is taken away.
Norton: I. Fucking. Need. That.
Aesop: It's so good too!
Aesop and Norton: *too busy talking*
Leo: *terror shocks Norton*
Aesop: oH GoD.
Servais: Lucky is now with us.
Aesop: *gets terror shocked while vaulting*
Leo: You know what, I have a fun idea. What about I let you guys bleed out?
Norton: No.
Leo: Yes.
Aesop: nO.
Leo: Yes.
Norton and Aesop: NO!
Leo: Yes bitch.
Servais: Now Eli is with us!
Me: *takes off headphones*
Me: That's it folks, see ya next chappy! Toodles!
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