Freddy: How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower, somehow defeat a global superpower? How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire? Leave the battlefield, waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?
Freddy: Yo. turns out we got a secret weapon, an immigrant, you know and love who's unafraid to step in. He's constantly confusing, confounding the British henchman, EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVOURITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: LAFAYETTE!
Me: I'm taking this horse by the reins making redcoats redder with bloodstains!
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: LAFAYETTE!
Me: And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains yeah!
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: LAFAYETTE!
Me: Watch me engagin' 'em escapin' 'em enragin' 'em I'm out!
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: LAFAYETTE!
Me: I go to France for more funds!
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: LAFAYETTE!
Me: I come back with more guns, and ships, and so the balance shifts.
Eli: We rendezvous with Rochambeau consolidate their gifts.
Me: We can end this war at Yorktown, cut them of at sea BUT, for this to succeed, there's someone else we need~
Eli: I know.
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: HAMILTON!
Me: Sir, he knows what to do in a trench, ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean,
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: HAMILTON!
Me: Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually, what's he gonna do on the bench, I mean,
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: HAMILTON!
Me: No one has more resilience or matches my practical tactical brilliance!
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: HAMILTON!
Me: You wanna fight for your land back?
Kreacher, Aesop, Tutorial, Freddy and Eli: HAMILTON!
Eli: I need my right hand man back.
Me: Ah! Uh, get ya right hand man back. You know you gotta get ya right hand man back. I mean you gotta put some thought into the letter but the sooner the better to get your right hand man back!
Eli: Alexander Hamilton, troops are waiting in the field for you. If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide, oh Alexander Hamilton. I have soldiers that will yield for you. If we manage to get this right, they'll surrender by early light. The world, will never be the same, Alexander...
Me: *claps*
Emma: Ah! Such a beautiful day. The sun's shining in a beautiful way. Gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and-
Me: Life is ultimately meaningless.
Emma: Uh.. But I'll get out of the house! Get on the road, top down, hands out Put on my favourite song and nod to the rhythm-
Me: The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions.
Emma: But I-I-I'll head to class! Try my best on every test 'till I pass! And my grades are screaming in my face, ey!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
Fiksi PenggemarAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
