Me: Ah well, Nabi_Subedar. Let's see if Vaisie, broski and Fi remember moi. Also, some spoilers. Read at your own discretion.
Freddy: And me!
Servais: Me too.
Kreacher: And over here!
Me: Oh, yeah. You guys too. Also, this chapter is going to be anything but short.
Margaretha: Wait WHAT?!
Me: Mm hm, they've talked to me and the three. In the comments. We forced Wizzy Vaisie's crush out of him by threatening to drop EB Kreacher into the depths of hell with my dad.
Fiona: ...What now?
Me: *clears throat*
Me: Nothing. And just so if you were wondering, Wizzy is Wizard and EB stands for Errand Boy.
Eli: Errand Boy Kreacher?
Kreacher: Not proud of him. Point at him and scream 'Turn into a frog!' and you'll see why.
Eli: Wha-
Me: That's enough! We'll continue discussing this after we do the visit!
Kevin: But Hy- I mean, Host-chan, the dare only said for you to jump to this universe.
Me: I may be bound to the viewer's dare, but it don't mean I can't change it! Also, Kevin, Violetta, Bane, wear these masks. Actually, better idea, I'm going to turn you invisible.
Violetta: Why?
Me: Because, Vi, in this universe, you three are villains. Pretty stupid and violent ones at that. Remember when I read to you the first chappy of the book and Kevin had I think Naib in the lasso?
Kevin: I was pissed at my other self. So disappointed.
Bane: So we have to be invisible or we'll get attacked because our doppelgangers are assholes.
Me: Preeeeetty much.
Bane: *sighs*
Bane: Well, this'll be shit.
Violetta: What else did our group- Nightmare, if I correctly recall- do?
Me: You kidnapped tiny Kurt.
Kevin: No.
Me: Yes.
Kevin: nO.
Me: Yes.
Kevin: NO!
Me: Unfortunately and for the third fucking time, yes.
Kevin: I will rip the head off my doppelgänger myself!
Me: Please don't. It'll ruin the story.
Kevin: Excuse me? A Kurt Frank is in danger, and you're not going to help him?!
Me: I can't! Once I got there, my powers are limited. All I have are my fighting skills, tech and very weak host powers. I'm still training to regain large amounts of power in universes which I don't host. I'm getting really good at it, if not at the peak.
Kevin: SO YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM KILLING MY DOPPELGÄNGER!
Me: ...Kevin, yes I can. I can kick your ass even without powers. And plus, I'm not allowed to alter timelines of which other people control. The timelines are theirs and theirs alone to shape and create.
Kevin: *grumbles angry words about wanting to kill N(ightmare) Kevin*
Me: So, can we move on?
Kreacher: Hyla, what about the knowledge you promised Wizzy Servais?
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanficAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
