Me: *sees dare*
Me: Oh my lord, Celestial has answered my prayers.
Me: *summons Celestial*
Me: *summons survivors and hunters*
Me: EVERYONE WE'RE IN FOR A TREAT!
William: *rolls eyes*
William(sarcastic): Ooh, can't wait.
Me: Glad to see that you're so excited, William, since the dare's for you.
Kreacher: Oof, instant karma!
William: Oh no...
Me: William, CelestialWhite also known as Celestial in our book has dared you to wear a pink bear costume and do a gummy bear dance while screaming the lyrics.
Freddy: *bursts out laughing*
Freddy: I have to agree with the thief for once, this is instant karma!
Me: Freddy, no sudden outbursts please... WHO AM I KIDDING GO CRAZY!
Everyone(bar Aesop, Vera, William and me): *making fun of William*
William: Not funny, guys.
Vera(snarling): Immature...
Me: *snaps le fingers and Vera fades like confetti again*
Aesop: *doesn't bother to look up from book*
Aesop: *is secretly smiling behind his mask*
Me: *sees Aesop's smile through the mask but doesn't point it out*
Me: Enough, enough. Don't bully poor William anymore. Save your laughter for the show.
Me: *snaps fingers*
William: *wearing pink bear costume*
William: *sigh*
Me: *snaps fingers again and everything fades to darkness*
William: *gets shined on by spotlight*
William: *taps his foot to the beat*
William:
OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR
YES I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKY GUMMY BEAR
Lucky: I thought I was supposed to be the lucky one...
Me: *pats Lucky's shoulders*
William:
I'M A JELLY BEAR
'CAUSE I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A MOVIN' GROOVIN' JAMMIN' SINGING GUMMY BEAR
OH YEAH
William: *starts jumping*
William:
GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMYBEAR
GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMYBEAR
BAI DING BA DOLI PARTY
BAMM BING BA DOLI PARTY
BREDING BA DOLI PARTY
PARTY POP
BAI DING BA DOLI PARTY
BAMM BING BA DOLI PARTY
BREDING BA DOLI PARTY
PARTY POP
OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR
YES I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKY GUMMY BEAR
I'M A JELLY BEAR
'CAUSE I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A MOVIN' GROOVIN' JAMMIN' SINGING GUMMY BEAR
OH YEAH
BA BA BIDUBIDUBI YUM YUM
BA BA BIDUBIDUBI YUM YUM
BA BA BIDUBIDUBI YUM YUM
THREE TIMES YOU CAN BITE ME
BA BA BIDUBIDUBI YUM YUM
BA BA BIDUBIDUBI YUM YUM
BA BA BIDUBIDUBI YUM YUM
THREE TIMES YOU CAN BITE ME
GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMYBEAR
GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY GUMMYBEAR
BAI DING BA DOLI PARTY
BAMM BING BA DOLI PARTY
BREDING BA DOLI PARTY
PARTY POP
BAI DING BA DOLI PARTY
BAMM BING BA DOLI PARTY
BREDING BA DOLI PARTY
PARTY POP
OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR
YES I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKY GUMMY BEAR
I'M A JELLY BEAR
'CAUSE I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A MOVIN' GROOVIN' JAMMIN' SINGING GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR
YES I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKY GUMMY BEAR
I'M A JELLY BEAR
'CAUSE I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A MOVIN' GROOVIN' JAMMIN' SINGING GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A GUMMY BEAR
YES I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A YUMMY TUMMY FUNNY LUCKY GUMMY BEAR
I'M A JELLY BEAR
'CAUSE I'M A GUMMY BEAR
OH I'M A MOVIN' GROOVIN' JAMMIN' SINGING GUMMY BEAR
OH YEAH
PARTY POP
PARTY POP
William: *panting from exhaustion*
Everyone(bar Vera): *loud applause*
Vera: Ugh...
Me: WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU-
Me: *abuses Vera then kicks her out the window literally*
Me: Well that was a wonderful performance by our own William Ellis! Even Aesop clapped for you man, you should be proud!
William: *smiles before fainting*
Me: Maybe he shouldn't have jumped that much...
Kevin: *can't stop laughing*
Kevin: Boy, that was comedy gold! Gold I tell you, gold!
Me: Yeah well sadly it's over. Sorry if it's not what you wanted, Celestial.
Everyone(bar Vera): *looks at Celestial*
Celestial: I'M NOT THE REAL CELESTIAL DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Eli: Where's Vera?
Me: Oh, I'm pretty sure she died when I kicked out of the manor window. We are on the top floor after all. Also, I'm pretty sure that Aesop won't bother resurrect Vera. He doesn't like her either, right?
Aesop: *shakes head*
Aesop(whispering): Good riddance, she was nothing more than a little piece of shit anyway...
Everyone(bar Vera, Aesop and me): ???
Me: Damn Aesop, I didn't think you had in you!
Everyone(bar Vera, Aesop and me): What?
Me: Oh, it's nothing. You know, I've been thinking. Maybe I should have a catchphrase that I say when it's the end of a chapter. What do you think it should be?
Emily: I don't think any of us would have an idea, you are writing down everything we say which means that what you know is what we know.
Me: Emily, you have achieved the status of the fourth wall. Welcome to our world.
Emma: Maybe you could ask the viewers.
Me: Great idea, thanks Emma! So what do you think I could use? But until then, keep commenting your asks and dares down in the comments! Toodles!
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FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
