Me: Evil Aesop coming up for you, CelestialWhite!
Aesop: I'm ready.
Me: Now let's see... Should I pick the hunters to play as survivors or the normal survivors as survivors?
Hunters: *looking away*
Me: You know what, let's say Joseph, Hastur, Bane and Jack.
Joseph: *tries to show no emotion while panicking internally*
Hastur: Yeah, sure.
Bane: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT-
Jack: NUUUUUUUU!
Me: *snaps fingers and Aesop, Joseph, Hastur, Bane and Jack are teleported to Lakeside Village*
Me: Leggo!
Hastur: *sees cipher and starts decoding*
Me: Hastur is really chill about the whole thing.
Joseph: *standing there, not knowing what to do*
Joseph: Um, Host-chan, what do I do?
Me: I dunno, you tell me. You are the one playing after all.
Joseph: *screaming curses*
Bane: *slamming down pallets*
Me: Um, Bane, what are you doing?
Bane: I don't know, what am I doing?
Me: You're slamming pallets. Way to waste them, idiot. Plus, once you do that, the hunter gets alerted of your position.
Bane: Well I don't know what to do!
Me: Something that's not stupid! You know how the game works, it's not like you're a newbie!
Bane: It's my first time as survivor!
Me: But you should still know that throwing down pallets and vaulting alerts the hunter! Not all the alerts you get are from failed calibrations and crows ya know!
Jack: *opens chest to get item*
Jack: *gets flashlight*
Jack: Dammit, I was hoping for something useful, like a map.
Kreacher: *insulted*
Kreacher: EXCUSE ME ARE YOU CALLING MY ITEM USELESS YOU FU-
Me: Bro, chill.
Kreacher: The map's useless if anything!
Freddy: *triggered*
Freddy: SAY THAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUC-
Jack: *hears everything*
Jack: This is Lakeside Village, bruh. It's hard ass to find ciphers when they're not highlighted.
Aesop: *sneaking up behind Jack*
Kreacher: Well how do you think we feel?!
Jack: *shrugs*
Jack: How am I supposed to know? I only knew to search chests because I see little Naib doing it all the time.
Naib: YOU STALK ME YOU PERVERT?!
Jack: I thought you knew. Plus, I stalked and murdered plenty of women before coming to the manor.
Naib: *screaming in fury*
Aesop: *hits Jack with coffin*
Jack: What the-
Aesop: *recovered and hits Jack again*
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
