Me: *sigh*
Me: Um, I'm sorry Nabi_Subedar, but I'm going to keep Aesop out of this.
Aesop: Thank heavens.
Joseph: Why?! That's not fair!
Me: Because, Ace doesn't hate anyone AND I need him to resurrect your sorry asses.
Joseph: That's fair.
Me: Good, now.
Me: *snaps fingers and the deed is done*
Me: Reaction Time!
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Freddy: Why am I cuffed to Kreacher and Leo?
Me: Because they both hate you equally. Scratch that, Leo hates you more, but Kreacher hates you a lot too.
Freddy: Oh, I'm so going to be the first to die.
Me: You'll soon see that you're wrong.
Kreacher: And me? Why am I cuffed to Emma? I don't hate her!
Me: But she hates you.
Kreacher: Why? TwT
Emma: You're a total perv, you know that right?
Freddy: Agreed!
Kreacher: Shut up.
Kreacher: *feelings are hurt*
Me: Stop bullying Kreacher, y'all can kill him instead.
Freddy and Emma: *nods at each other*
Kreacher: AAAAAAAND I'm dead meat.
Emma: *sadistic laugh*
Kreacher: o_O
Emma: *lunges at Kreacher*
Freddy: *strangling Kreacher*
Emma: *punching Kreacher*
Leo: *sitting there doing nothing with one arm flailing because one arm is connected to Freddy's*
Kreacher: *le dead*
Leo: Finally, you're done.
Leo: *takes my knife and stabs Freddy*
Me: HEY! MY KNIFU!
Me: *snatches back my knife*
Emma: So dad, whatcha wanna talk about?
Leo: I don't know.
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Kurt and Servais: *cuffed together*
Me: Woah, why do you two hate each other?
Kurt: We got into a disagreement.
Me: Another couple? At least you two are more chill about it.
Servais: We don't wanna get destroyed by Jessica like Kreacher and Freddy did.
Me: Wise decision, my friend.
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Joseph: *cuffed to himself*
Me: Wait, what?
Joseph: I let my brother die...
Me: Dude, chill! It wasn't your fault! Don't you dare fall into depression!
Joseph: B-but, I...
Joseph: *starts full on crying*
Me: *trying to calm Joseph down*
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Black and Michiko: *cuffed*
Black: Why did you steal my umbrella?
Michiko: You stole my fan first!
Black: Well you bullied White first!
Black and Michiko: *arguing*
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Me: I'm pretty sure no one else hate anyone else in the manor.
Me: *realizes that basically everyone was cuffed to Freddy*
Me: Let me rephrase that - all of you hated Freddy but Leo killed him first so you guys have no one to kill or hate. That's the end of the dare I guess.
Kreacher: This was a short one.
Servais: That's what she said!
Me: *fingers gun*
Me: EY!
Servais: *fingers gun*
Servais: EY!
Me: Anyway,m that's the end of the chappy, hope you enjoyed it! Toodles!
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
