Me: Let's see!
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Emily: *reading on how to dissolve blood*
Me: Future murder partner right here!
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Freddy: *sketching Leo*
Me: ...
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Kreacher: *literally dancing*
Me: You dance good, you know.
Kreacher: What the- GET OUT!
Me: But-
Kreacher: GET OUT!
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Emma: *singing to her flowers*
Me: Aw...
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Servais: *practicing dark magic*
Me: Still working on those strats Constantine taught ya?
Servais: Yeah. I'm so close to being able to open a portal to hell. So close!
Me: Keep working. I know you'll get there.
Servais: Hyla, wait! I learnt something else!
Me: Yeah? Show it to me.
Servais: *mutters spell and portal opens*
Servais: *reaches in, takes something and pulls back out*
Servais: *has Freddy's glasses*
Freddy(from another room): WHY THE FUCK DID AN ARM JUST APPEAR IN MY ROOM?!
Me: Nice one!
Me and Servais: *high five*
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Kurt: *steals Freddy's maps*
Kurt: *studying the maps*
Me: You've got thief potential, you know.
Kurt: *turns around*
Kurt: What the- Hyla! Go away!
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Naib: *training*
Me: Naib, what are you training for?
Naib: In case someone invades.
Me: I'd just kill them.
Naib: What if you die first?
Me: Not gonna happen.
Naib: But what if?
Me: *sighs*
Me: Naib, I can't die. I'm immortal, here anyway.
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Martha: *target practice*
Me: Keep up the good work!
Martha: Thank you, Host-chan.
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Tracy: *repairing and making robots*
Me: Not surprising.
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William: *sets up obstacle course in room*
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
