Me: CelestialWhite, here you go. Here I go. Where did I come from? wHeRe DiD yOu CoMe FrOm, WhErE DiD YoU gO, wHeRe DiD yOu CoMe FrOm CoTtOn-EyE jOe-
Tutorial: *smacks me in the head*
Tutorial: Dammit! Become sane again!
Me: I'M BACK! No, I'm not. I'm not feeling up to this. I'm leaving you guys to J.
Kreacher: nO-
Me: yEs! hAhAhAHAHAHahAHaHAhah!
Kreacher: FUCK!
Me: Aw, that's adorable~ So desperate to stay away from dear me. I wouldn't hurt you- I couldn't! Don't worry hun, Hyla won't let me kill you on her watch, so you're fine... For now.
Aesop: *sighs*
Aesop: Do you have to host? Can't Hyla just find someone else?
Me: What? I'm not qualified?
Aesop: Is anyone confused right now?
Half the Manor + Most Viewers: *raises arms*
Tutorial: Basically, Hyla is sick of our shit and got her other personality to take over. So now, you either behave or got fucking killed brutally.
Lucky: So... Nothing new?
Tutorial: It's J we're talking about. Of course it's going to be 1000 times worse.
Lucky: J...?
Aesop: Jessica! Geez, is it that hard for you to grasp the concept? Why are you so dumb?
Lucky: It's just weird.
Me: Dearie Hyla doesn't like advertising the fact that I exist. Can't blame the poor girl, I seem to only bring trouble no matter how I try.
Kreacher: YOU'RE A FUCKING DEMON THAT'S WHAT!
Me: *growls*
Freddy: Did... Did she just fucking growl?!
Me: *smiles*
Me: Let's get on with the dare, shall we? I assume I can't just copy random lyrics I find so I'll have to write it myself... Well thanks for leaving me with the hard work, Hyla.
Me: You're welcome.
Me: If I could kill you I would.
Me: Same! Oh my god, we have so many similarities!
Me: *snickers*
Me: Okay, fine, I wouldn't. You're still part of me.
Kevin: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Me: *shrugs*
Me: Have fun being confused! Now I'm going to lock myself in my room to try and contemplate some decent verses for this dare.
*2 WEEKS LATER*
Me: Fuck it. I'm dead on the inside anyway, I'm being mean. RAP BATTLE IN THE COMMENTS! Yeah, that's right, you heard me. Y'all go choose a character, any character, dub me as a character, and we'll battle it out in the comments. Probably no one would bother actually taking it up and doing this, so win-win! Seriously though, if you wanna I will because this is supposed to be special and shit and Hyla entrusted me with this but I'm about to fail and disappoint everyone. Also, if y'all wondering about my AU book, trust me, Hyla's trying.
Kreacher: What was-
Me: I'm not done yet! This is going to be the final chapter before the gigantic (nah, not really) finale SO for that she's going to do something she thinks she can't pull off (she probably can't). She wants to know what YOU guys want to see for the finale, and just glop it up into one stupid messy chapter.
Freddy: Are you-
Me: STOP! I'M NOT FINISHED! GEEZ! Anyway, I'll give you guys the first verse and then you can beat me up verbally in the comments after. Writer's block plus desperation to deliver is not a good mix. because as you can see, this chapter was born. So, remember, leave what you want to see in the finale in the comments, and here's an early toodles.
Me: *clears throat*
Me: I'm sorry. Bear witness to the most cringey rhyme you will ever read.
Did you just challenge me? You PRICK! Your brain must be smaller than your dick
I'm frustrated, aggravated, trying to give y'all content that's belated
I just wanna fucking sleep, read one-shots and maybe die
So I might as well wrap it up here so that it'll be a short goodbye
But NO, my conscience is feeling guilty for making you guys wait
SO GUESS WHAT y'all are just gonna have to read all this shit please no hate
I'm fucking tired, alright? If I was in a job I'd already be fired
But then again my grades are already dropping so haha whatever FUCK IT
Okay that last verse didn't rhyme but as you can tell I don't care
Nothing's gonna rhyme or be in beat from the last verse on
So in the words of a 16-year-old high-schooler with a temper wait shit he don't exist
DIE DIE DIE
That's it
I'm sorry
*cough*
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