Me: Useronefourthree, I'm afraid we have a problem.
Me: *points at Kevin hiding in his bedroom*
Kevin: I REFUSE TO! I REFUSE! I'M A STRAIGHT MAN AND I WILL NOT DO SOMETHING THAT GOES AGAINST MY SEXUALITY!
Me: Kevin's kinda pissed at you because he's straight and he's not comfortable doing something gay.
Freddy: AHA! SO YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC!
Me: Freddy, if you asked a gay man to kiss a female and he refuses, does that make him hate straight people?
Freddy: ...No.
Me: So if you asked a straight man to do a flirty action with another guy, is it natural he refuse?
Freddy: ...Yeah, you're right.
Me: Of course I am! I'm the host, I'm always right!
*awkward silence*
Me: Apart from that situation with the Lisa Baker picture-
Kreacher: OH NO SIS YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK INTO THAT DEPRESSING PHASE I WILL DRAG YOU THROUGH HEAVEN AND HELL IF IT MEANS YOU'LL STOP!
Me: Fine... So, Kevin, you're up.
Kevin: TwT
Me: Kevin, if you do this, I'll give you a hug!
Kevin: Really? A hug?
Me: A hug from Kainie.
Kevin: I'LL DO IT!
Me: Bada bing, bada boom.
Kevin: YO NAIB, YO JACK!
Naib: What.
Jack: Yes?
Kevin: *scoops Naib up*
Kevin: *smacks him in the ass*
Naib: *blushes*
Naib: H-hey!
Kevin: *puts Naib down*
Jack: ...
Jack: *walks away to his room*
Jack: *closes the door*
Jack: *audible heartbroken sobs*
Me: *le claps*
Me: Amazing. Now, as promised.
Me: *snaps fingers and Kainie appears*
Kainie: Yes, Hyla?
Me: Uh, I kinda promised Kevin a hug from you if he did User's dare.
Kainie: Sure.
Kainie: *hugs Kevin*
Kainie: *releases*
Kevin: *faints in happiness*
Me: ...Okay, you can go back now.
Me: *snaps fingers and Kainie's gone*
Naib: Hey Host-chan, would you like to know a little fact?
Me: Sure!
Naib: I'd rather marry Kevin than ever see Jack's face again.
Me: AND that's proof Naib really hates Jack.
Jack(muffled): *continues sobbing in room*
Me: That's it for now! Hope y'all are looking forward for new chapters!
William: I thought you hated puns.
Me: PEOPLE CHANGE! Plus, I don't care if I make the puns.
William: Oh of course.
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Identity V On Crack (COMPLETED)
FanfictionAsk or dare any character from Identity V! See the dark sides of the characters! See them get tortured in more ways than one! Everything is organized by yours truly, the daughter of the Host and the temporary host of the manor. My father needed a lo...
