Me: Welcome, MicahCyan! No, they haven't had a dance-off, but I must warn you I'm terrible at this sort of stuff, so sorry...
Me: *light bulb*
Me: Actually, I'll just calculate the results and read them off to you!
*HALF AN HOUR LATER*
Me: Done! Let's start! Leo vs Freddy, Freddy wins!
Freddy: Wait what?
Me: You have the dance emote, Leo does not.
Freddy: So?!
Me: It means that you can decently dance, Freddy.
Freddy: And Leo can't?
Me: And Leo can't.
Freddy: ...Oh.
Me: Servais versus Kreacher, Servais wins.
Servais: No surprise there.
Kreacher: Um, excuse me?
Servais: I thought we established you dancing is a hideous sight to behold.
Kreacher: *offended*
Kreacher: *pouts*
Servais: Aw, don't be angry~
Servais: *pulls Kreacher close*
Kreacher: *still pouting*
Me: Vera vs Marg, Marg.
Vera: Well, no duh.
Me: Kevin versus Lucky, Lucky!
Kevin: What?
Me: Hidden talents, my friend. Hidden talents.
Me: Emma versus Emily, Emma! Your dance style is so cute!
Emma: How would you know? You've only done calculations.
Me: I also ran possibility checks and other realities.
Emma: ...What?
Me: Oh, nothing. Kurt and William! Kurt.
William: Hey! This is just preference!
Me: No, I've scanned through. Kurt wins.
William: Fine.
Me: Jack versus Bane, Bane.
Jack: This is definitely preference.
Me: Nope, I hate you both. I regret choosing Bane, but I'd regret choosing you more.
Jack: ...
Me: Smiley and Burke, need I say more?
Smiley: Of course I win.
Me: Helena and Fiona, Helena. She can dance for a blind woman.
Fiona: Really?
Me: Yup. Violetta and Tracy, Tracy.
Violetta: Spider body, can't dance.
Me: Michiko and Yidhra, Michiko. She used to be a geisha, of course she's better at dancing.
Yidhra: Agreed.
Me: Hastur and Joseph, Joseph.
Joseph: High education includes dance, if you're wondering.
Me: Black versus White, tie. They have never learnt dance in their lives.
Black: Right on.
Me: Martha versus unmentionable, unmentionable wins. Oh, also, Tutorial versus *****, ***** wins.
Kreacher: Who's-
Me: UNMENTIONABLE! Now, Eli's all alone, so I had to pull in a substitute.
Norton: 'Sup, peeps.
Me: *coughs*
Norton: Whaddya want, Hyla?
Kreacher: BOI CALL MY SISTER HYLA ONE MORE TIME-
Me: I let him do it.
Kreacher: Oh.
Me: Anyway, Norton wins.
Eli: Aw come on!
Me: You can't dance, Eli. We all know that.
Eli: Fine, I admit it.
Me: So, that's it I guess! Toodles!
Norton: Bye, viewers!
Me: You know, I can imagine the comments fangirling over you.
Norton: What?
Me: *shields Norton*
Me: BRACE FOR IMPACT!
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