Dare (@yansimjessi)

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Joseph: Who's Taro Yamada?

Me: Oh you'll see... Thank you for the dare, yansimjessi.

Me: *shows Joseph a picture of Taro Yamada*

Joseph: Who?

Me: He's the subject of interest of a Yandere named Ayano Aishi.

Joseph: Well then who's my Ayano?

Me: Hmm... I guess for this dare I could play yandere...

Freddy: You mean violent and willing kill for the person you love? Don't you already do that?

Me: Correction, I do that with Aesop and Tutorial, and neither of them are my love interests.

Freddy: Then who is?

Me: That is none of your business. Now-

Kreacher: Oh my god, she likes someone!

Me: Yeah, and it's one of you too.

Kreacher: Well, bar me out.

Me: That would just be wrong. Like, wrong wrong. No, it's someone else, who is not Aesop or Tutorial, cross my heart and hope to never write on Wattpad again.

Lucky: Okay, she's telling the truth. But who is it?

Me: BITCH DID YOU HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME WHEN I SAID IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS?!

Lucky: I was just curious...

Me: Well curiosity killed the cat. Literally. Back to the main frame, me being Ayano would not be good. So who is?

Martha: I can be violent.

Me: It's settled then! Now, about your looks... Vera, you're in charge of making Martha look like Ayano.

Me: *tosses her a picture of Ayano*

Vera: Got it!

Me: Now, with Joseph...

Me: *evil laugh*

Me: *snaps scissors*

Joseph: o_O

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Joseph: My hair!

Joseph: TwT

Me: Dude, chill, I'll grow it back later. It's for the dare.

Joseph: Okay, I trust your words.

Me: Now, bring out Ayano!

Martha: *comes out*

Me: Vera, where'd you get the school uniform?

Vera: I studied a little sewing before coming to the manor.

Me: Well done!

Orpheus: *muffled words*

Me: *slaps him in the face*

Me: Do you have no respect for women?!

Helena: What did he say?

Me: Oh you do not want to know.

Helena: How do you know what he's saying?

Me: I'm the Host!

Helena: Oh, yeah.

Orpheus: *more muffled words*

Me: Stop it right now or I'll tie you up too.

Orpheus: *more muffled words*

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